Archive for the ‘New Mexico’ Category

Is That a Baby Bird in Your Bangs?

30-something #1: Last night I was brushing my hair, cause you know I haven’t owned a hair brush in a year… And all these sticks and grass and dirt kept falling out.
30-something #2: You are a dirty hippie, you need to use some soap!
30-something #1: I don’t like labels, man. I don’t have soap.
30-something #2: True, man, labels are whack. But dude, you smell.

New Mexico

Overheard by: Alex

Also the Argument Against the Nuclear Family

Guy: I wonder if any of these bombs are still functional. That way, we know where to go for supplies in the zombie apocalypse.
Girl: What? You idiot, you don’t use nuclear power against zombies! They’re already dead, so they can’t get cancer and die! You would just wind up with a bunch of radioactive zombies!
Guy #2: Yeah, then it’s just like Spiderman, but with radioactive zombies instead of Tobey Maguire and spiders!

Atomic Power Museum
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Overheard by: Amred

And Acquisitive

17-year-old boy: Geez, Angelina Jolie adopted another kid?
13-year-old boy: Why, how many does she have now?
17-year-old boy: I think, like, four.
13-year-old boy: Wow! She’s fertile!

Alamogordo, New Mexico

Overheard by: DeeRock