Archive for the ‘New Mexico’ Category

Is That a Ba­by Bird in Your Bangs?

30-some­thing #1: Last night I was brush­ing my hair, cause you know I haven’t owned a hair brush in a year… And all these sticks and grass and dirt kept falling out.
30-some­thing #2: You are a dirty hip­pie, you need to use some soap!
30-some­thing #1: I don’t like la­bels, man. I don’t have soap.
30-some­thing #2: True, man, la­bels are whack. But dude, you smell.

New Mex­i­co

Over­heard by: Alex

Al­so the Ar­gu­ment Against the Nu­clear Fam­i­ly

Guy: I won­der if any of these bombs are still func­tion­al. That way, we know where to go for sup­plies in the zom­bie apoc­a­lypse.
Girl: What? You id­iot, you don’t use nu­clear pow­er against zom­bies! They’re al­ready dead, so they can’t get can­cer and die! You would just wind up with a bunch of ra­dioac­tive zom­bies!
Guy #2: Yeah, then it’s just like Spi­der­man, but with ra­dioac­tive zom­bies in­stead of To­bey Maguire and spi­ders!

Atom­ic Pow­er Mu­se­um
Al­bu­querque, New Mex­i­co

Over­heard by: Am­red

And Ac­quis­i­tive

17-year-old boy: Geez, An­geli­na Jolie adopt­ed an­oth­er kid?
13-year-old boy: Why, how many does she have now?
17-year-old boy: I think, like, four.
13-year-old boy: Wow! She’s fer­tile!

Alam­ogor­do, New Mex­i­co

Over­heard by: Dee­Rock