Archive for the ‘New York’ Category

But, for the Record, I Adore David Spade

Girl #1: She’s preg­nant? I thought she was on birth con­trol?
Girl #2: She still is.
Girl #1: Is­n’t that bad for the ba­by?
Girl #2: Not re­al­ly, all that will hap­pen is if it’s a boy, it will start look­ing more like a girl…
Girl #1: That’s messed up.

Bath­room Stall, Nut­ty Irish­man Bar
Farm­ing­dale, New York

Over­heard by: Jen­nifer

In the Fu­ture, Re­frain from Writ­ing “Fuck All Bitch­es” in Your Es­says

So­ci­ol­o­gy pro­fes­sor: Did you ever lis­ten to some­thing the first time and like it, and then lat­er on you change your mind? Like a song you lis­ten to for the sec­ond time says “fuck all bitch­es” and you de­cide you don’t like it af­ter that?

Long Is­land Uni­ver­si­ty
New York

Over­heard by: Ash­ley M.

“…From Out­er Space”

Woman #1: Oh, did I tell you? I had a dream last night about Ray. He told me that he was okay where he was.
Woman #2: You know what that means, right? It means he’s gone up to heav­en.
Woman #3: Or… It could sim­ply mean that you dreamed about Ray.
Woman #2: You have to have some faith in dreams. Re­mem­ber that bible sto­ry: Ja­cob and the tech­ni­col­or bathrobe.

Star­bucks
Man­hat­tan, New York

Over­heard by: Won­der­ing if they took many baths back in those days to re­qire bathrobes