20-something girl to table of people: And I was like, “Whoa, mom – your nipples are like top hats!”
Kasey’s Tavern
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Sara
Archive for the ‘Nipples’ Category
Not the Worst Graduation Photo I’ve Ever Seen…
Fat guy: You wanna see a hot picture?
Girlfriend: Yeah, I wanna see a hot picture.
Fat guy: It’s me with no shirt on… And I was rubbin’ m’nipples.
Columbia High School
Maplewood, New Jersey
What the Song “Twist and Shout” Really Means
Dining hall worker: When I got my nipples pierced I had an orgasm when the guy was doing the left one.
Student: Really? How did that happen?
Dining hall worker: When he clamped it I just told him to keep twisting that shit, and 20 minutes later I had an orgasm. It was a little Chinese man who did it…I bet his little uncircumcised dick was all bonered out and shit.
overheardatyale.com
Overheard by: overheardatyale
I Told Them They Were “Perky” the Other Day, and They Sobbed and Called Me Cruel
(two guys peeing next to each other at the urinals)
Pretty boy #1: I think I have sensitive wrists.
Pretty boy #2: You have sensitive nipples!
Bowling Alley Bathroom
Dayton, Ohio
Overheard by: Liz
Who Doesn’t Like Bill Murray?
Coworker at happy hour: It doesn’t matter. I like food, I’ve got great boobs and people dig me.
Barristers Pub
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: JD
Then There Are the Brave Few Who Would Join Me on This Pole
Professor: Say that you were to walk into class, and I was wearing…a red thong.
(students laugh) I’m not done. I also have sequins on my nipples – and my hair is in a red Mohawk. Half of you would turn around and walk out. The other half would think, “Eh, I can always drop the class.”
Santa Rosa Junior College
Santa Rosa, California
But for a Simple $5 a Day, You Can Help Save Just One
Professor: America has a terrible problem with nipples.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/434095649/lets-just-get-rid-of-them.html
Overheard by: tru dat?
Who We Are As Kids Is Who We Are in Life
Friend #1: Do you remember when we were little and I used to show the neighbor’s boys my boobs so they’d give me candy? Bet you’re glad I stopped doing that!
Friend #2: What are you talking about? The only thing that’s changed is your form of payment! You just finished telling everyone not two minutes ago how last week you won $200 on amateur’s night when you went to the strip club with the guys!
Eau Claire, Wisconsin
Competing on Any Reality Show, in a Nutshell
Guy: It’s like playing hopscotch with your shirt off and the little kids are like: “Mommy, look at his boobies!” and I’m like: “Yeah. Look at my boobies.”
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/293774936/that-is-a-disturbing-pastime.html
Overheard by: well that’s neat
One Has to Love One’s Own Nipples First, I Suppose
Young boy: I just wish this bus would come so I can stop thinking about my nipples.
Bus Stop
England
