20-something hot girl to friend: He tore off all his clothes, threw him on his back on the bar, then covered his nipples in whipped cream.
Denver, Colorado
20-something hot girl to friend: He tore off all his clothes, threw him on his back on the bar, then covered his nipples in whipped cream.
Denver, Colorado
Loud man on cell: Harvard is the crusty nipple of liberalism.
Colorado University
Denver, Colorado
20-something girl to table of people: And I was like, “Whoa, mom–your nipples are like top hats!”
Kasey’s Tavern
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Sara
Guy: It’s not like he has one extra nipple… He has two.
Girl: He’s like a rat!
Starbucks
Hollywood, California
Woman: I found the nipple! Crisis averted.
N. Bishop Avenue
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Faith
Dude: Just press your nipple up against the glass.
Roller Derby Game
Victoria
Canadia
Overheard by: Jay
Girl: Hey! That guy pierced my nipple on Friday!
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/04/get-him.html
Guy: It’s like playing hopscotch with your shirt off and the little kids are like: “Mommy, look at his boobies!” and I’m like: “Yeah. Look at my boobies.”
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/293774936/that-is-a-disturbing-pastime.html
Overheard by: well that’s neat
Chick: … So then I started exfoliating my nipples every morning…
London
England
Overheard by: gin
Pilot over loudspeaker (riffing on harmonica): This is your captain speaking, (harmonica riff) Welcome aboard, (harmonica riff) Please fasten your seat belts. (harmonica riff) Or we won’t be able to leave beautiful Atlanta, Georgia.
(does long, jazzy harmonica riff. Passengers applaud)
Pilot (in Elvis voice): Thank you very much.
American Airlines Flight
Atlanta, Georgia
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