Com­pet­ing on Any Re­al­i­ty Show, in a Nut­shell

Guy: It’s like play­ing hop­scotch with your shirt off and the lit­tle kids are like: “Mom­my, look at his boo­bies!” and I’m like: “Yeah. Look at my boo­bies.”

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/293774936/that-is-a-disturbing-pastime.html

Over­heard by: well that’s neat

One Has to Love One’s Own Nip­ples First, I Sup­pose

Young boy: I just wish this bus would come so I can stop think­ing about my nip­ples.

Bus Stop
Eng­land

Try Read­ing to Them or Some­thing

Loud girl to friend: Calm your nip­ples, bitch!

Hunt­ing­ton, New York

Over­heard by: Sarah

Gay Mar­riage Should Be Le­gal­ized Just for the Cer­e­monies

20-some­thing hot girl to friend: He tore off all his clothes, threw him on his back on the bar, then cov­ered his nip­ples in whipped cream.

Den­ver, Col­orado

Trans­la­tion: They Re­ject­ed Me

Loud man on cell: Har­vard is the crusty nip­ple of lib­er­al­ism.

Col­orado Uni­ver­si­ty
Den­ver, Col­orado

She Was Like, “Your Dad Re­al­ly En­joys Puttin’ on the Ritz, Hon­ey!”

20-some­thing girl to ta­ble of peo­ple: And I was like, “Whoa, mom–your nip­ples are like top hats!”

Kasey’s Tav­ern
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Sara

Wolf Tit­ties Are Hot This Year

Guy: It’s not like he has one ex­tra nip­ple… He has two.
Girl: He’s like a rat!

Star­bucks
Hol­ly­wood, Cal­i­for­nia

Meet the Most For­get­ful Woman in Dal­las

Woman: I found the nip­ple! Cri­sis avert­ed.

N. Bish­op Av­enue
Dal­las, Texas

Over­heard by: Faith

…and I’ll Pro­pose to You.

Dude: Just press your nip­ple up against the glass.

Roller Der­by Game
Vic­to­ria
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Jay

And Now It’s Pay­back Time

Girl: Hey! That guy pierced my nip­ple on Fri­day!

http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/04/get-him.html