Loud girl to friend: Calm your nipples, bitch!
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Sarah
Archive for the ‘Nipples’ Category
Gay Marriage Should Be Legalized Just for the Ceremonies
20-something hot girl to friend: He tore off all his clothes, threw him on his back on the bar, then covered his nipples in whipped cream.
Denver, Colorado
Translation: They Rejected Me
Loud man on cell: Harvard is the crusty nipple of liberalism.
Colorado University
Denver, Colorado
She Was Like, “Your Dad Really Enjoys Puttin’ on the Ritz, Honey!”
20-something girl to table of people: And I was like, “Whoa, mom–your nipples are like top hats!”
Kasey’s Tavern
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Sara
Wolf Titties Are Hot This Year
Guy: It’s not like he has one extra nipple… He has two.
Girl: He’s like a rat!
Starbucks
Hollywood, California
Meet the Most Forgetful Woman in Dallas
Woman: I found the nipple! Crisis averted.
N. Bishop Avenue
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Faith
…and I’ll Propose to You.
Dude: Just press your nipple up against the glass.
Roller Derby Game
Victoria
Canadia
Overheard by: Jay
And Now It’s Payback Time
Girl: Hey! That guy pierced my nipple on Friday!
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/04/get-him.html
Competing on Any Reality Show, in a Nutshell
Guy: It’s like playing hopscotch with your shirt off and the little kids are like: “Mommy, look at his boobies!” and I’m like: “Yeah. Look at my boobies.”
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/293774936/that-is-a-disturbing-pastime.html
Overheard by: well that’s neat
Glory Be to God for Dappled Things
Chick: … So then I started exfoliating my nipples every morning…
London
England
Overheard by: gin
