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But I Will

Teen gay guy: Hey, do you ever col­or your nip­ples?
Teen girl: Huh?
Teen gay guy: When you get bored you, don’t take a Sharpie and col­or your nip­ples? (pulls up shirt and points) See, this one’s pink and this one’s blue.
Teen girl: Um…no, I don’t.

Ore­gon

Over­heard by: nys­sa

To­tal­ly!

Brunette girl: So like, if I had a mus­tache, would you tell me?
Tall blonde friend: Of course, would you tell me?
Brunette: To­tal­ly.
Tall blonde: I to­tal­ly have a mus­tache?!
Brunette: No, no, no…I would to­tal­ly tell you if you did, but you don’t!
Tall blonde: Oh, okay.
(sev­er­al sec­onds pass, they sip drinks)
Tall blonde: So we’re hav­ing top­less sleep­over at my place tonight, right?

Red Maple
Bal­ti­more, Mary­land