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Is­n’t Say­ing “We’re Texas Luther­ans” Suf­fi­cient?

Pro­fes­sor: Every­one who thinks it’s this an­swer jump up and say, “I’m bril­liant!”
(no­body moves)
Pro­fes­sor: Every­one who thinks it’s this an­swer jump up and say, “I’m not so bril­liant, yet.”
(no­body moves)
Pro­fes­sor: Every­one else jump up and say, “I’m in­hib­it­ed!”

Or­gan­ic Chem­istry Class
Texas Luther­an Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: Kim­ber­ly

Trans­la­tion: “Wel­come to New York, Mutha­fuck­aaaas.”

MTA work­er to tourist mom buy­ing tick­ets with daugh­ter: 10 dol­lars.
Mom: Oh, but she’s a stu­dent.
Work­er, look­ing at daugh­ter: Oh! How nice for you! (looks back at mom) Ten dol­lars please.

Sub­way Sta­tion
New York City, New York

Over­heard by: Glad thats not my cheap-ass mom