Archive for the ‘Office politics’ Category

We Care About Dif­fer­ent Bears

Guy with clip­board: Do you have a minute for hu­man rights?
Guy walk­ing by: No. (pause) Wait, did you say hu­mans rights?
Guy with clip­board: Yes.
Guy walk­ing by: Oh, I thought you were one of those crazy en­vi­ron­men­tal­ist peo­ple.
Guy with clip­board: No, we’re crazy gay rights peo­ple.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Col­orado, Boul­der

Over­heard by: Vi­o­lentvix­en

Please Join Mr. Morse and Mr. Braille in the Of­fice

Woman over in­ter­com: At­ten­tion, there is an emer­gency in the ladies’ room. There are no more pa­per tow­els.
(cus­tomers in su­per long line snick­er)
Man on in­ter­com (a minute or two lat­er): At­ten­tion Mr. Dewey, we have an emer­gency in the of­fice. No­body can un­der­stand your dec­i­mal sys­tem.

Trad­er Joe’s
Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: Hun­gry

That’s a Great Idea!

Goth girl: So by work­ing to ben­e­fit com­mu­nism, they start­ed to think that com­mu­nism was­n’t ac­tu­al­ly so bad!
Creepy guy: You know, some peo­ple say that young peo­ple aren’t deep. You’ve proved them wrong. (leaves)
Fat friend: Good thing he did­n’t hear us talk­ing about how Sims should be able to sell drugs.

High­lands Ranch, Col­orado