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But, for the Record, I Adore David Spade

Girl #1: She’s preg­nant? I thought she was on birth con­trol?
Girl #2: She still is.
Girl #1: Is­n’t that bad for the ba­by?
Girl #2: Not re­al­ly, all that will hap­pen is if it’s a boy, it will start look­ing more like a girl…
Girl #1: That’s messed up.

Bath­room Stall, Nut­ty Irish­man Bar
Farm­ing­dale, New York

Over­heard by: Jen­nifer