Archive for the ‘Offspring’ Category

There’s One Pok­ing Out Of Jane’s Skirt Now!

Prof: Life is a game of chance. There may not be a to­mor­row. Or, it may not be the to­mor­row you ex­pect. You might go home tonight and die. Or you might go home tonight and have a ba­by!

Carel­ton Uni­ver­si­ty
Ot­tawa
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: if i gave birth tonight, my biggest con­cern would be how my preg­nan­cy went un­de­tect­ed for nine months.