Middle aged lady in hospital scrubs: It’s a lot of fun and great exercise.
Old toothless lady: I really admire you, I don’t like to show off my fuzzy-fuzzy to just anyone.
Middle aged lady: Yeah, well, I don’t either, but like I said: it’s great exercise.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Karl
60-year-old man #1: Do you get the Disney channel?
60-year-old man #2: I sure do!
60-year-old man #1: Do you ever watch Kim Possible?
60-year-old man #2: It’s my favorite show!
60-year-old man #1: No way! Me too!
60-year-old man #2, attempting to sing: Call me, beep me, if ya’ wanna reach me!
60-year-old man #1: (silence)
60-year-old man #2: I like the naked rat.
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
Troy, New York
Overheard by: Bacon
Old man to teenage girl: Every time he saw an egg he had to eat it.
Melbourne
Australia
Little old lady: I’m not a Pina Colada type. Give me a Coors Light and a nice doobie and I’m good.
Women’s Gym
Studio City, California
Overheard by: urzzz
Old lady: I’m not very hungry, I’m gonna have something small.
Old man: If you wanted something small, we would have stayed at home and I would have given you something small.
Lester’s Diner
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Old lady #1: I’ve never liked her!
Old lady #2: She was a shit at school, and she’s a shit now.
West Midlands
England
Elderly woman: You know… It’s so hard to eat pancakes in the nude!
Winchester, Virginia
Overheard by: SB
(at the woodcarving tent)
Pretentious old lady to others: Mike does amazing things with his wood. (pause) I just *love* his wood.
Art & Wine Festival
Cave Creeek, Arizona
Overheard by: J‑Kap
Old lady to another: Mary started crying because she thought they were taking her back to New Jersey.
Pizza Shop
Lima, Pennsylvania
Old man pushing shopping cart, singing happily to himself: Maybe I should get an 8‑million-dollar lawsuit against my own family!
Seattle, Washington
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist
