Archive for the ‘Old folks’ Category

A Stripper Is Born

Middle aged lady in hospital scrubs: It’s a lot of fun and great exercise.
Old toothless lady: I really admire you, I don’t like to show off my fuzzy-fuzzy to just anyone.
Middle aged lady: Yeah, well, I don’t either, but like I said: it’s great exercise.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Karl

…Remember When We Used to Talk About Politics?

60-year-old man #1: Do you get the Disney channel?
60-year-old man #2: I sure do!
60-year-old man #1: Do you ever watch Kim Possible?
60-year-old man #2: It’s my favorite show!
60-year-old man #1: No way! Me too!
60-year-old man #2, attempting to sing: Call me, beep me, if ya’ wanna reach me!
60-year-old man #1: (silence)
60-year-old man #2: I like the naked rat.

Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
Troy, New York

Overheard by: Bacon