Chubby guy on cell: You know it’s bad when Bon Jovi shows up.
Target
Westminster, Maryland
Overheard by: JoviFan4Life
Archive for the ‘On the phone’ Category
Casting Agents Get More Like Pimps Every Day
Girl on cell: Look, fine, then if you don’t want Lucy Liu I’ll hook you up with her sister. Then you can have two for one!
Film Class
Queen’s University
Canadia
Overheard by: Umm can I get in on that?
Nerd Kink Is Often Difficult to Get One’s Mind Around
Girl on phone: Hey girl! I just got done lubricating my Rubik’s cube!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299433045/gotta-call-it-something.html
Overheard by: momo
It Didn’t.
20-ish girl on cell: So, they said it’s not ringworm — it’s some kind of skin virus that looks like ringworm. And they said I’m really lucky because so far it’s only on my back and stomach, not, like, my whole body and face. The tests come back on Friday, but they said it’s probably really contagious. I just hope it goes away before my trip to Miami!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/lets_take_public_transporation.html
Overheard by: sooooo glad I didn’t sit next to her
He’s Very Critical for a Schnauzer
Guy on cell: No way — I left my dog in the car. I don’t perform in front of animals!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/overdue-posting-new-blog-sweet.html
Overheard by: sara
Trust Me– The Cat Will Love It.
Professor on cell: Okay, okay, so get it nice and wet and then put it on.
Ventura College
Ventura, California
Overheard by: Katherine
To Be Fair, Dina Lohan Created Lindsay.
Girl on phone: Hi, mom, sorry I didn’t call you back… I was busy having sex.
Melbourne
Australia
Someone’s Always in the Kitchen With Dinah
TA on cell: No, I do not want to play “guess who’s pregnant?” again.
University of Florida
Overheard by: nick
… Warn Them about Your Jagged Left Nut?
Chick on cell: You’re gonna go rubbin’ your balls all over other girls and I can’t even…?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html
Overheard by: lichka
Every Country Has Its Own Rules for Greeting Royalty
Guy on cell at register: I know! I know! So listen — when you first meet him, go up to him, bow, whip your own chopsticks, and tell him you would like to procreate with him.
Dick’s Sporting Goods
Fairfax, Virginia
Overheard by: Cashier who needed the laugh
