Archive for the ‘On the phone’ Category

Or Who You Are, Really

Student librarian on cell: Hey…who is this? Bill from architecture? Well, yeah, I remember writing my name on your arm, but I like don’t remember why.

Music Library, Catholic University
Washington, DC

Overheard by: So much for quiet in the library…

Paul Bunyan Fantasies Run Wild in the Gay Community

Effeminate tourist guy on cell: So yeah, it was rigidly pressed in the watershed…

Cottage Street
Bar Harbor, Maine

Michael Jackson: At Least I’m Consistent!

Woman talking on phone to friend: I have a real thing for little boys. I never used to…

Train Leaving Brighton
England

Overheard by: Wishing she hadn’t tuned in at that point

Whorehouses Don’t Do Community Service

Chick on cell: Megan! It’s a sorority! Megan! It’s not a whorehouse! Megan!

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/potato_patado.html

Overheard by: a passerby who has never been to that… sorority

I Know Exactly Where They’ve Been

Dude on cell: No, I really don’t want to put your balls in my mouth, thank you very much.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part‑2.html

Overheard by: laura

Or Should I Just Come on It?

Man whispering into cell: But honey, I didn’t fuck her! I just came on her! … Hey, you want that Polynesian sauce they got here, right?

Chick-fil‑A, Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu

Guy: Mind! I Said I Wouldn’t Mind!

Drunk girl on cell: What? … I’m so drunk I can’t even hear… I want to do naughty things to you… So, you’re saying if I were to lick and suck you, you wouldn’t care?

Fiddler’s Green
Winter Park, Florida

Overheard by: grossed out because she’s not even cute

Sounds Almost As Cool As Our Job.

Woman on cell: I’m coming to LA to make 100 Egyptian army uniforms, then I’m going back.

International Airport
El Paso, Texas

Overheard by: V

But Pitch This to the Americans — They’ll Love It!

Lady on cell: Yes, I need to know what kind of an exhibition it will be, otherwise I’m not going to run it… Well, I’m not interested in people burping on each other or feeling each other up — that’s just a little weird… Well, yes, it makes up a part of my personality too, but not a very large or important one.

Univeristy of Melbourne
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/116635.html

I Don’t Think You Have Much Choice

Woman on phone: So you want me to call her anyway and tell her that I’m not coming to a party that I wasn’t invited to?

Park Ave
Long Beach, New York

Overheard by: Christina Federici

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