Archive for the ‘On the phone’ Category

Or Should I Just Come on It?

Man whis­per­ing in­to cell: But hon­ey, I did­n’t fuck her! I just came on her! … Hey, you want that Poly­ne­sian sauce they got here, right?

Chick-fil‑A, Cir­cle Cen­tre Mall
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Shat­man­du

But Pitch This to the Amer­i­cans — They’ll Love It!

La­dy on cell: Yes, I need to know what kind of an ex­hi­bi­tion it will be, oth­er­wise I’m not go­ing to run it… Well, I’m not in­ter­est­ed in peo­ple burp­ing on each oth­er or feel­ing each oth­er up — that’s just a lit­tle weird… Well, yes, it makes up a part of my per­son­al­i­ty too, but not a very large or im­por­tant one.

Uni­veristy of Mel­bourne