Chick on cell: Megan! It’s a sorority! Megan! It’s not a whorehouse! Megan!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/potato_patado.html
Overheard by: a passerby who has never been to that… sorority
Archive for the ‘On the phone’ Category
I Know Exactly Where They’ve Been
Dude on cell: No, I really don’t want to put your balls in my mouth, thank you very much.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part‑2.html
Overheard by: laura
Or Should I Just Come on It?
Man whispering into cell: But honey, I didn’t fuck her! I just came on her! … Hey, you want that Polynesian sauce they got here, right?
Chick-fil‑A, Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Guy: Mind! I Said I Wouldn’t Mind!
Drunk girl on cell: What? … I’m so drunk I can’t even hear… I want to do naughty things to you… So, you’re saying if I were to lick and suck you, you wouldn’t care?
Fiddler’s Green
Winter Park, Florida
Overheard by: grossed out because she’s not even cute
Sounds Almost As Cool As Our Job.
Woman on cell: I’m coming to LA to make 100 Egyptian army uniforms, then I’m going back.
International Airport
El Paso, Texas
Overheard by: V
But Pitch This to the Americans — They’ll Love It!
Lady on cell: Yes, I need to know what kind of an exhibition it will be, otherwise I’m not going to run it… Well, I’m not interested in people burping on each other or feeling each other up — that’s just a little weird… Well, yes, it makes up a part of my personality too, but not a very large or important one.
Univeristy of Melbourne
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/116635.html
I Don’t Think You Have Much Choice
Woman on phone: So you want me to call her anyway and tell her that I’m not coming to a party that I wasn’t invited to?
Park Ave
Long Beach, New York
Overheard by: Christina Federici
I Just Want to Graduate, I Don’t Want to Know Anything
Undergrad on cell: And the paper has to be, like, 10 to 12 pages long! (pause) I know! I’m like, “I’m not writing my freaking thesis here!”
Bus
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Unfortunately, He Caught Me at My Crustiest
Girl on cell: So I said, ‘If I knew you were going to be videotaping it, I would have showered.’
University of Delaware
Newark, Delaware
What Did I Say When You Asked That About Carrots?
Girl on cell: Are avocados vegetarian?
Saskatoon
Saskatchewan
Canadia
