That Would Be a Great Name for a Stripper.

Guy on phone: It’s not just all about marzipan!

London
England

Overheard by: K

The Founder Of IHOP Was Just a Kid with a Dream

Teen on cell: If you can flip it, you deserve to flip it. If it’s flippable, I’m flippin’ it.

Grand River Avenue
Michigan

Can They Still Call It Martha Stewart Living?

Girl on cell: Wait… Wait! You’re telling me she’s not a zombie? You mean she’s actually dead?

Emory College
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Zack

But Otherwise She’s a Fantastic Therapist

Man on phone: Yeah, everything with her is great. Only thing is, she keeps trying to talk my cousin and his wife into a threesome…

London
England

Overheard by: Ren

…Well Did You Turn Left at the Naked Chinese Guy?

Woman on phone: Okay, so go past the monkey and we’ll be right here!

Harrison, Michigan

It’s in the Microwave

20-something chick on mobile: How many times do I have to tell you? There is no cocaine in my fridge!

University
Queensland
Australia

Overheard by: how many times

The Passengers Could Have Used a Bit More Oxygen

Suit on cell: I just landed in Maine. I mean San Diego. What am I thinking?

Airport
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: weary traveler

Weirdest. Job Interview. Ever.

Man on cell in very quiet bus: Look. I took the pills, I put the powder in my pants, I don’t have cooties anymore!

Bus
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Kat from Tacoma

Betty Soon Deconstructed Her Entire Reality

Girl on cell: Wait, what do you mean by downtown? Like, down… in a town?

Goucher College
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Hannah

I Need a Designated Thinker

Girl on cell: It’s not that I don’t want to get wasted. I want to get wasted. I just don’t want to get fucked up, you know? So I’m not really sure what to do.

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Overheard by: I have that dilemma often