Mommy: Let’s not attack mommy with a fork.
Salem, Oregon
Overheard by: lauraf
Archive for the ‘Oregon’ Category
…In the Same Way My Slashing You with This Register Key Would Be Interesting.
Cashier: Sir, would you like to donate that one cent to breast cancer research?
Man: No… I actually think cancer is a great way of controlling population.
Cashier, frowning at him: That’s interesting.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: anastasia
Lonely Old People Will Answer to Anything
Boy, to teenage girl: Hi, Lisa.
Old man, entering: Hi.
Cafe
Eugene, Oregon
Larry Is a Girl?
College student #1: Larry’s rug is a trap!
College student #2: Her rug has a penis?
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Larissa
The Large Group Ones Are a Logistical Nightmare
Peer-taught health class leader: Small group condom practice! Wooot!
Eugene, Oregon
Overheard by: nyssa
With the Confucianism on the Side
Yoga lady: I mean, really: just give me the Eskimo sex, not the cannibalism.
Powell’s Bookstore
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: kate
Like the Sex-Ed DVD Abortion: Delicious, but Deadly
Female college student eating grapes: Look, it’s a baby grape. And this one is like a grape fetus.
Roommate: What? Are there flavored fetuses?
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Larissa
She Wasn’t Well Bread
Drunk guy to friend: I didn’t respect her because she didn’t respect the sandwich.
Scooter’s Bar
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Kate
Quite The Contrary
Hoochie to another: Just because you’re a slut doesn’t mean you have dibbs!
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Michelle
Portland Boasts a Rich Frottage Subculture
Boyfriend: Ow! Stop twisting my mole.
Girlfriend, singing quietly to herself: Looking for rub in all the wrong places.
MAX Train
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Amy Achterman
