Mommy: Let’s not attack mommy with a fork.
Salem, Oregon
Overheard by: lauraf
Mommy: Let’s not attack mommy with a fork.
Salem, Oregon
Overheard by: lauraf
Cashier: Sir, would you like to donate that one cent to breast cancer research?
Man: No… I actually think cancer is a great way of controlling population.
Cashier, frowning at him: That’s interesting.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: anastasia
Boy, to teenage girl: Hi, Lisa.
Old man, entering: Hi.
Cafe
Eugene, Oregon
College student #1: Larry’s rug is a trap!
College student #2: Her rug has a penis?
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Larissa
Peer-taught health class leader: Small group condom practice! Wooot!
Eugene, Oregon
Overheard by: nyssa
Yoga lady: I mean, really: just give me the Eskimo sex, not the cannibalism.
Powell’s Bookstore
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: kate
Female college student eating grapes: Look, it’s a baby grape. And this one is like a grape fetus.
Roommate: What? Are there flavored fetuses?
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Larissa
Drunk guy to friend: I didn’t respect her because she didn’t respect the sandwich.
Scooter’s Bar
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Kate
Hoochie to another: Just because you’re a slut doesn’t mean you have dibbs!
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Michelle
Boyfriend: Ow! Stop twisting my mole.
Girlfriend, singing quietly to herself: Looking for rub in all the wrong places.
MAX Train
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Amy Achterman
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist