Archive for the ‘Oregon’ Category

A Stripper Is Born

Middle aged lady in hospital scrubs: It’s a lot of fun and great exercise.
Old toothless lady: I really admire you, I don’t like to show off my fuzzy-fuzzy to just anyone.
Middle aged lady: Yeah, well, I don’t either, but like I said: it’s great exercise.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Karl

B‑R-I-T-N-E‑Y

Little boy #1, reading flap on trash can: T‑H-A-N-K-Y-O‑U spells… um… Garbage!
Little boy #2, hitting boy #1: No, you dummy! Garbage starts with a ‘B’!

Burger King
Grants Pass, Oregon