Girl #1: What’s an orgasm?
Girl #2: It’s like when two people get excited during sex.
Girl #1: So, like, when they go “rawwwrr!“
Girl #2: Uh…yeah. Sure.
School Cafeteria
El Paso, Texas
Archive for the ‘Orgasm’ Category
That’s a Description Best Saved for Molten Chocolate Cake
Chick #1: That’s the best episode of SpongeBob ever.
Chick #2: I knooow!
Chick #1: It’s like an orgasm!
Chick #2: No. (pause) No, it’s not.
Littleton, Colorado
I Gotta Learn How to Pregame
Girl #1: I came really fast, apparently.
Girl #2: Wow, really?
Girl #1: Yeah. (sighs) If only we weren’t talking about childbirth.
Auckland
New Zealand
The Spontaneous Admission to Grad School Is Just a Myth
Philosophy professor: He chose this example because it had sex appeal. It turned people on.
(changes PowerPoint slide to picture of bacterial flagellum)
Male student: Ohhhhh!
Professor: Please don’t have an orgasm in my class.
Lycoming College
Williamsport, Pennsylvania
Seriously, What Makes People Think That?
Goth girl on cell: His dick is huge! I came so hard I was crying! (notices several people looking at her and laughing) Do you fucking mind? This is a private conversation!
Red Line Train
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Joe
…Here Comes Another One
Teen girl: This skirt is so short! My legs are freezing!
Teen boy: Mine are fine.
Teen girl: That’s because of your intense orgasms.
Teen boy: True.
Starbucks
Burlington, Vermont
Overheard by: Sweenan A. Mornstuy
Bet She’s Barrels of Fun in Bed
Girl #1: Come on! Let’s go!
Girl #2, drinking her milkshake: Could you just be quiet for a minute? I’m kinda in the middle of an orgasm!
Fast food joint
Fairfax, California
Overheard by: slovett
Plus It Was a Vibrating Train Seat, Not a Person.
Guy on phone: Nah, nah, it’s not cheating! I didn’t ejaculate, so it’s not cheating!
King’s Cross
Australia
Overheard by: highly amused
In My Day, We Made Do with Electric Toothbrushes and Washing Machines
Woman #1: So, all these women are going skydiving now, because you can have an orgasm against the updraft.
Woman #2 (enthusiastically): Oh, that’s great!
Olympic Sculpture Garden
Seattle, Washington
…When Everyone Knows the Point Of Sex Is to Tone One’s Abs.
Anthropology teacher: That’s just like saying the point of sex is to have an orgasm. If that were the case you could do it yourself! There’s no need to involve another person!
University of Delaware
Overheard by: Terrance Williams
