Archive for the ‘Orgasm’ Category

But Isn’t an All-Male Choir Kinda Gay?

Weird Asian guy: You’ve never heard about the clitoral frequency?! It’s a certain frequency that only men can hit, and if they hit it then all the women in the area will simultaneously orgasm.
Weird white guy: I’ve heard about the clitoral frequency! If you get an all-male choir to all sing as low as they can go, then they hit it.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: deb

Even without the Wink She’d Know How You Feel

Adorable professor, winking: See, now, it would be just like I came on Beth* and then winked at her.

Haverford College
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/you-keep-using-that-phrase-i-do-not.html

Overheard by: not beth

…But the Security Guard Was All, “Public Fountains Aren’t Toilets!”

Drunk guy to friend: And it was like a mini-orgasm. I swear, it was the best pee ever.

Monash University Dorms
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Australian L

Like When Troy McClure Married Selma on The Simpsons

Girl #1: What’s an orgasm?
Girl #2: It’s like when two people get excited during sex.
Girl #1: So, like, when they go “rawwwrr!“
Girl #2: Uh…yeah. Sure.

School Cafeteria
El Paso, Texas

That’s a Description Best Saved for Molten Chocolate Cake

Chick #1: That’s the best episode of SpongeBob ever.
Chick #2: I knooow!
Chick #1: It’s like an orgasm!
Chick #2: No. (pause) No, it’s not.

Littleton, Colorado

I Gotta Learn How to Pregame

Girl #1: I came really fast, apparently.
Girl #2: Wow, really?
Girl #1: Yeah. (sighs) If only we weren’t talking about childbirth.

Auckland
New Zealand

The Spontaneous Admission to Grad School Is Just a Myth

Philosophy professor: He chose this example because it had sex appeal. It turned people on.
(changes PowerPoint slide to picture of bacterial flagellum)
Male student: Ohhhhh!
Professor: Please don’t have an orgasm in my class.

Lycoming College
Williamsport, Pennsylvania

Seriously, What Makes People Think That?

Goth girl on cell: His dick is huge! I came so hard I was crying! (notices several people looking at her and laughing) Do you fucking mind? This is a private conversation!

Red Line Train
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Joe