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Tay­al tribesman bus dri­ver: Sir, do you want to get off at this stop?
Old man: Yes, I want off at this stop, I am go­ing to the den­tist’s.
Bus dri­ver: What’s wrong?
Old man: I have to have a tooth pulled. Can you be­lieve that? I’m 82 but I still have to have a tooth pulled.
Bus dri­ver: If you’re go­ing to have one pulled, you may as well have a bunch tak­en out.
Old man: That won’t do, false teeth are ex­pen­sive.
Bus dri­ver: Then have boar tusks put in.
Old man: Boar tusks?
Bus dri­ver (very earnest­ly): Yes, you can have two tusks put in on the low­er jaw, and when they grow, they’ll look great! (us­es his fin­gers to demon­strate how the tusks would look grow­ing out of his mouth)
Old man (laugh­ing): It would take a long time for them to grow.
Bus dri­ver: Not long! You’re an old boar, but I’m just a young boar, so yours would grow much faster than mine!
(old man gets off bus laugh­ing cheer­ful­ly)

http://talovich.blogspot.com/2008_08_01_archive.html#4067720002953022860

Over­heard by: Yu­gan Dali

Be­sides, Greed Stains.

Woman #1 in cen­tral Taipei: When she went to the us, she took along sev­er­al box­es of de­ter­gent, be­cause she does­n’t like the smell of Amer­i­can de­ter­gent.
Woman #2: Yeah, I would­n’t want to smell like an Amer­i­can ei­ther.

http://talovich.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html#6968192168432224567

Over­heard by: Yu­gan