Chick on cell: Okay, good luck with the bees and good luck with the scoliosis.
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Chick on cell: Okay, good luck with the bees and good luck with the scoliosis.
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Distressed girl: I don’t know how many bitches I have!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html
Overheard by: queer engineer
Guy to girl selling breast cancer t‑shirts: I’ll do it later — the kids with cancer will still have cancer.
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Overheard by: Mike
Guy in sociology class: So male and female… Are those races?
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Overheard by: doug
Guy: I’ll do the work and you’ll do the Chinese dance in sexy underwear.
Angry Chinese girl: No!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/long-time-no-update.html
Overheard by: ad’a
Sorostitute: I hear seminal fluid makes your teeth whiter.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part‑1.html
Overheard by: doug
Guy on cell: No way — I left my dog in the car. I don’t perform in front of animals!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/overdue-posting-new-blog-sweet.html
Overheard by: sara
Chick on cell: You’re gonna go rubbin’ your balls all over other girls and I can’t even…?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html
Overheard by: lichka
Frat boy: We are Ivy League educated men — we can figure out how to turn a bed sheet into a toga.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: maria
Grad student #1: Yeah, it is really hard. They have to wait and see how much, like, brain matter they share.
Grad student #2: What does the one twin do while the other twin has sex?
Grad student #1: I think he just lays there and is really uncomfortable.
Grad student #2: Awkward.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/breaks-broke.html
Overheard by: llouie
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