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Or Is It “Giving Head”?

Professor: Suppose a woman goes in for a haircut. No, that’s not right! What are they called if they’re for women? Blow-something. Blowjobs?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/01/a‑guy-walks-in-and-asks-for-just-a-little-off-the-top/

Overheard by: econ 208

Feared I Might Inadvertently Become a Lesbian

Girl #1: I know for a fact this year is going to be way better than last year.
Girl #2: Why’s that?
Girl #1: Because this year I actually have designer clothes. Last year I didn?t have any, and I was so unhappy!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/06/15/sanity-and-happiness-are-an-impossible-combination-mark-twain/

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I Just Want to Be Close to Somebody Who’ll Leave Me Alone

Chick: … So then he started talking about feelings and stuff, and how we only have sex and we never talk anymore! [Friend nods.] Like, sometimes after we do it he tries to cuddle with me, and all I can think about is, ‘Damn, I really just want to sleep…’ So, do I break up with him?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/22/only-if-he-tries-withholding-sex-one-more-time-to-watch-a-chick-flick/

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