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Yeah, We Quit at Least Once a Day

Girl #1: Late­ly it feels like I’m on fire when I have sex.
Girl #2: That’s what hap­pened when I had gon­or­rhea.
Guy at next ta­ble: Wow. Those girls were pret­ty hot be­fore I heard that… I have to stop eaves­drop­ping.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/15/or-maybe-keep-eavesdropping/

Then Do Drugs and Cry

Girl #1: … And my boyfriend told me what a bad per­son I was, and I was like, ‘Don’t say that to me! You’re hurt­ing my feel­ings!’ Then I did drugs and cried all day.
Girl #2: Wow. Well, we should re­al­ly study to­day…
Girl #1: Yeah, let’s stay re­al­ly late. Like, ’til 10.
Girl #2, to­tal­ly se­ri­ous: Yeah… Or we can go to the Bios­phere and get burg­ers…
Girl #1, al­so se­ri­ous: Yeah.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/20/i‑was-reading-a-booklets-ride-bikes/