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Gonna Show Your Work?

Pro­fes­sor: So, what is the meati­est cal­cu­la­tor out there?
Stu­dent: TI-89!
Pro­fes­sor: So, what can the TI-89 do?
Stu­dent: Cal­cu­lus!
Pro­fes­sor: Holy shit! In­te­gral cal­cu­lus! I did­n’t know they could do that these days. Well, I’m gonna clutch my gen­i­tals and go hide in the cor­ner!