They Work So Hard All Week

De­vout chick: Oh my god, I know! I nev­er wear bras on Sun­days!

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Over­heard by: ka­t­ri­na

There’s Just Some­thing about the Sweat­ing and the Open Sores

Girl #1: Oh my god! You should see this guy I met at a par­ty [shows a pic­ture on her com­put­er].
Girl #2: Yeah, he’s pret­ty good-look­ing.
Girl #1: I know, he’s so hot. Like, in an ‘I’m mys­te­ri­ous and a re­cov­er­ing drug ad­dict’ sort of way.

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Over­heard by: lau­ra

And Now It’s Pay­back Time

Girl: Hey! That guy pierced my nip­ple on Fri­day!

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In Me­men­to Whori

Girl #1: So, how long has it been?
Girl #2: Hm­mm… about sev­en months or so.
Girl #3: What are you gonna do about it?
Girl #2: Hold a fu­ner­al for my vagi­na.

Prince Al­bert’s Din­er
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Over­heard by: al

They Sell a Kit for That, Too

Pro­fes­sor: It’s like IKEA — you buy some fur­ni­ture, think you can put it all to­geth­er, you go home and fail and then go slit your wrists in the cor­ner.

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Over­heard by: shawn

Oh, Fuck — Go Ahead and Hit Me

Girl: Hey, quit star­ing at my breasts!
Guy #1: Yeah, why are you star­ing at my girl­friend’s breasts?
Guy #2: Well, man, see… It’s like this — she’s like my sis­ter.

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Over­heard by: lis­sa

Psh, What Fun Would That Be?

Girl to stu­pid friend: If you’re go­ing to lie, check your ge­og­ra­phy first.

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Over­heard by: stephanie

And Floss­ing Does­n’t Seem to Have Helped

Chick #1: I have tooth­paste on my crotch.
Chick #2: Uh… What?
Chick #1: I was brush­ing my teeth this af­ter­noon and I got ex­cit­ed.

http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/04/was-it-electric-toothbrush.html

Over­heard by: na­tal­ie

Girl: Yeah, Three Strokes and Out, WTF?

Guy #1: I to­tal­ly told her I was­n’t with any­one else on my cruise, but I clear­ly slept with an­oth­er girl!
Guy #2: Vic­to­ry!

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Over­heard by: shan­non

Not Much of a ‘Break’ at All, Re­al­ly

Girl: So, what did you do over the break?
Guy: Well, I beat off a lot.

Saugeen snack bar
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Over­heard by: er­ic