Archive for the ‘Overheard at Western’ Category

In Me­men­to Whori

Girl #1: So, how long has it been?
Girl #2: Hm­mm… about sev­en months or so.
Girl #3: What are you gonna do about it?
Girl #2: Hold a fu­ner­al for my vagi­na.

Prince Al­bert’s Din­er

Over­heard by: al

They Sell a Kit for That, Too

Pro­fes­sor: It’s like IKEA — you buy some fur­ni­ture, think you can put it all to­geth­er, you go home and fail and then go slit your wrists in the cor­ner.

Over­heard by: shawn

Oh, Fuck — Go Ahead and Hit Me

Girl: Hey, quit star­ing at my breasts!
Guy #1: Yeah, why are you star­ing at my girl­friend’s breasts?
Guy #2: Well, man, see… It’s like this — she’s like my sis­ter.

Over­heard by: lis­sa