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Um, I’m Bri­an­na.

High school girl #1: Hey, I’m re­al­ly sor­ry for teas­ing you be­fore. I’m usu­al­ly re­al­ly sweet!
High school girl #2, mum­bling: That’s okay.
High school girl #1: Not Bri­an­na, though, she’s a to­tal bitch!

High School

Over­heard by: stuck in the bath­room stall next to you

The Kid Used to In­vent Sta­tis­tics for the Bush Ad­min­is­tra­tion

Teacher: You will build a car from a mouse trap.
Stu­dent #1: Those things are dan­ger­ous!
Teacher: What?
Stu­dent #1: Peo­ple have died from them!
Stu­dent #2: Who’s died from a mouse­trap?
Stu­dent #1: Over 16 ba­bies have been killed by mouse­traps.
Teacher, af­ter pause: Peo­ple, keep your ba­bies away from it.