Torts professor: S‑and‑M aside, you don’t go out and purchase pain and suffering.
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/05/what-about-law-school-tuition.html
Overheard by: bh
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Goddamn Lungfish!
Property professor: They’re only on the land about 25 days a year, and they get full possession? ‘What the fuck?!’ as they say!
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Overheard by: sa
It Bounced Back and Totally Kicked My Ass at Beer Pong
Criminal justice professor: Babies are hard. I almost had one die on me. It was pure luck it survived.
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/05/next-time-go-with-glad-instead-of.html
Overheard by: citycat
The “X‑Wing” Is a Favorite of Mine
Second year student: So, what do you do when your potential client is not being straight with you?
Professor: If you can’t get at them frontally, get at them sideways.
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Overheard by: bootstraps
Cleaned a Drain, Most Likely
Professor: Can you tell us about the conversion of Ireland?
Student: I dunno. Something about Saint Patrick and a snake? I’m not sure what he did with the snake.
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/03/it-didnt-have-to-do-with-potatos-and.html
Overheard by: jw
He Really Knew How to Make Me Feel at Home
Student: He called me a bitch. Only my mom calls me a bitch.
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/03/yeah-were-close.html
A Practice Prohibited by a Scalia Decision
3L law student: He’s just irritating. He’s like one of those people who masturbates to Scalia decisions.
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/03/im-kennedy-man-myself.html
Lionel Richie: Oh, I’ve Tried.
Wills and Trusts professor: Can you rescind an adoption? Is it possible to say, ‘I’m just not that into you’?
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/03/sex-and-city-and-family.html
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The Only Law I Actually Know Is “Buckle Up”
Professor, after long explanation of transactions: … But that is probably not the law.
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Which Is Why Jurors Can Relate to Them
Evidence professor: You really have no idea how stupid criminal defendants are. Imagine the stupidest person you went to high school with. Now, imagine a person that your stupid high school buddy would consider stupid. That’s your criminal defendant.
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Overheard by: kw
