Property professor: They’re only on the land about 25 days a year, and they get full possession? ‘What the fuck?!’ as they say!
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It Bounced Back and Totally Kicked My Ass at Beer Pong
Criminal justice professor: Babies are hard. I almost had one die on me. It was pure luck it survived.
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Overheard by: citycat
The “X‑Wing” Is a Favorite of Mine
Second year student: So, what do you do when your potential client is not being straight with you?
Professor: If you can’t get at them frontally, get at them sideways.
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Unless You Happened to Buy Full House on DVD
Torts professor: S‑and‑M aside, you don’t go out and purchase pain and suffering.
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Overheard by: bh
Cleaned a Drain, Most Likely
Professor: Can you tell us about the conversion of Ireland?
Student: I dunno. Something about Saint Patrick and a snake? I’m not sure what he did with the snake.
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Overheard by: jw
He Really Knew How to Make Me Feel at Home
Student: He called me a bitch. Only my mom calls me a bitch.
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A Practice Prohibited by a Scalia Decision
3L law student: He’s just irritating. He’s like one of those people who masturbates to Scalia decisions.
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Lionel Richie: Oh, I’ve Tried.
Wills and Trusts professor: Can you rescind an adoption? Is it possible to say, ‘I’m just not that into you’?
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The Only Law I Actually Know Is “Buckle Up”
Professor, after long explanation of transactions: … But that is probably not the law.
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Which Is Why Jurors Can Relate to Them
Evidence professor: You really have no idea how stupid criminal defendants are. Imagine the stupidest person you went to high school with. Now, imagine a person that your stupid high school buddy would consider stupid. That’s your criminal defendant.
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Overheard by: kw
