Archive for the ‘Overheard in Minneapolis’ Category

And I’m Al­ready Tired of It

Hy­per girl pulling out lots of dif­fer­ent col­ored bracelets: I need to change my mood!
Friend: What’s your mood, Dana?
Hy­per girl: I don’t know! I’m chang­ing it!

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/typical_female.html

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He Got Her So Dirty!

Ebul­lient cowork­er on phone: The last thing I saw of Jane* was a nude pic­ture of her tak­ing a bath. It’s her dad’s fault.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/08/in_her_dads_defense_she_was_6.html

Over­heard by: sx­oid­mal

I’m Like, “Look at All These Dish­es– What’s Your Prob­lem?”

Drunk 40-year-old dude #1, stand­ing in line for the bath­room: Well, there are four sinks. We on­ly need two with the num­ber of peo­ple I’ve seen wash their hands.
Drunk 40-year-old dude #2: Yeah. There was this one time I was pee­ing in the sink at home, and my wife walked in. She was pissed. Good times.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/373685741/why-do-people-think-this-is-okay.html

Over­heard by: slight over­share

Es­pe­cial­ly If It’s Not the Hair on Your Head

Teenage boy #1: I just get so ner­vous when she touch­es me, man. I think I’m ready to tell her how I feel.
Teenage boy #2: No, no, no, dude! Wait till she plays with your hair. When she plays with your hair, that’s love.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/310713851/this-is-freakin-adorable.html

Over­heard by: a sure sign