Archive for the ‘Overheard in Minneapolis’ Category

And This.…Surprises You?

Woman wait­ing for cof­fee: You know my sis­ter is a Play­boy mod­el?
Friend: (blank stare)
Woman wait­ing for cof­fee: Yeah! She sends me the pic­tures. I mean, she’s beau­ti­ful, but I don’t wan­na see that. And my broth­er, he looks at those!
Friend: (blank stare)

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/455563420/all-in-the-family.html

Over­heard by: next in line.

But Here’s a Coupon for a Com­pli­men­ta­ry Cav­i­ty Search

Irate moth­er: No, you don’t un­der­stand. I need to board that plane now!
Stew­ardess at gate: Ma’m, you can­not board now. There is no air­plane at the end of the jet­way. Look–no plane out there.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/473032304/i‑bet-a-lot-of-people-dont-understand-that-woman.html

Over­heard by: de­layed flights al­ways make me ir­ra­tional too

Is That Nice Doc­tor Help­ing You at All?

Grand­moth­er: This sal­ad is just won­der­ful.
20-ish chick: Yes, but it has raisins in it. I don’t eat raisins.
Grand­moth­er: What? Why?
20-ish chick: I’ve al­ways felt bad for them. They once were so full of life, and then the sun sucked their souls out and left… this.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/a_delicious_source_of_fiber.html

Over­heard by: sis­ter­say­what

And I’m Al­ready Tired of It

Hy­per girl pulling out lots of dif­fer­ent col­ored bracelets: I need to change my mood!
Friend: What’s your mood, Dana?
Hy­per girl: I don’t know! I’m chang­ing it!

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/typical_female.html

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He Got Her So Dirty!

Ebul­lient cowork­er on phone: The last thing I saw of Jane* was a nude pic­ture of her tak­ing a bath. It’s her dad’s fault.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/08/in_her_dads_defense_she_was_6.html

Over­heard by: sx­oid­mal