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I Was Hoping for at Least Some Vomit

Depressed man to friends, while eating corn-on-the-cob: You know, this is just upsetting. I spent $180 today, and all I'll have to show for it is a really large shit.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/379925863/that-can-be-pretty-satisfying.html

Overheard by: suddenly a little less hungry

He Asked Me on a Date!

Guy: I decided I would do a little social experiment. So I went to the gas station and bought a chocolate muffin and sat down outside the door. Then this guy passed me, so I shoved the muffin in my mouth and started singing “What if God Was One of Us,” with little pieces of the muffin falling out of my mouth. It was great.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299433048/call-it-a-social-experiment-if-that-makes-you-feel-better.html

Overheard by: julie