Archive for the ‘Overheard in Minneapolis’ Category

This Physics Project Is Gonna Get Us an “A” for Sure!

College guy #1: My penis is getting stronger!
College guy #2: What does that even mean? How do you know?
College guy #1: Cuz I can pee past the bushes now, and for a while I couldn't.
College guy #2: Niiiice!
(they high five)

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278089/want-me-to-show-you.html

Overheard by: a lil.

Pass Me the Sports Page, Would Ya?

Hobo #1: Man, you never even realize it — you start to watch The Price Is Right instead of filing your taxes, and then bam — you’re shitting in the park and wiping your ass with newspaper.
Hobo #2: Yeah, man. For me it was Cops.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/csi_will_be_my_fate.html