Guy: Jesus puked in your car?
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/last-supper.html
Overheard by: rich
Archive for the ‘Overheard in PDX’ Category
So I Bought This Tape Recorder
Indian entrepreneur: I am tired of listening to people talking. I want to listen to me talking.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/internal-dialogue.html
Overheard by: rich
In Recent Years, Mr. Rove’s Tastes Had Changed
Bra-less woman in tight pink polo shirt, to boyfriend: I asked Carl what his new girlfriend looked like, and he didn’t even hesitate — he just said, ‘Shrek’!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/07/green-around-gills.html
Overheard by: stephanie
I Almost Hit on Her, Too
50-something woman on bus: ..fishnet stockings, a skirt that barely covered *something,* and a bustier. I looked up, and it was my daughter.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/what-party-was-mom-at.html
Overheard by: mehitabel
That PhD in Fingerpainting Didn’t Earn Itself, Sister!
Woman #1: I can’t believe they set you up.
Woman #2: I know. I mean, the guy did not even have a college degree. I don’t want to sound like an elitist, but I am a doctor. What were they thinking?
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/doctor-love.html
Overheard by: dave
Speed Bumps
Bar-hopping frat boy: She was begging me for a cab, not to put it in her poop chute.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/old-town-new-men.html
Overheard by: clinton
So Maybe a Woman President Would Be Okay
Lunching ladies to man nearby: Well, we’re not crazy, and we have vaginas.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/next-on-view.html
Overheard by: paul
As My Mom Used to Say to Us When We Were Little Kids
Boy #1: Why do you have all your stuff with you?
Boy #2, carrying oversized bag of athletic equipment: I have class at 3:50, then I have to ride straight over to practice.
Boy #1: Oh, that sucks.
Boy #2: Well, it could be worse. I could have syphilis.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/glass-half-full.html
Overheard by: lilly
A Confusion Often Found in Young Big Bad Wolves
Mom: Can you sit there and be mommy's good boy just a little longer? We're almost done shopping.
Boy: No. I'm not your good boy. I'm not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh you aren't? Then will you be a big boy for me?
Boy: No, I'm not your big boy! I'm not your big boy, and I'm not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh really, then what are you?
Boy: I'm a grandma!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/read-too-much-shirley-maclaine.html
Overheard by: kari
He Eat Brains! … Oh, Wait
Lady with mic: Nothing is more powerful than Jesus! He die; he get up!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/remax.html
Overheard by: lab