Hobo: Hey, man, can you spare a quarter?
Suit: Sure. Here you go.
Hobo: Thanks. [Calling after suit] I like your outfit!
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Overheard by: rich
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…According to Perez.
Small child to father: You’re a sad puppy that burps. You’re a stinky puppy that’s sad… and burps.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/09/daddys-little-girl.html
Overheard by: elizabeth
You Never Told Me That!
Blonde #1: I think it’s good we called off the wedding.
Blonde #2: Yeah, marriage probably wasn’t the best idea.
Blonde #1: I wonder if I would’ve actually gone through with it.
Blonde #2: Do you seriously think you would have?!
Blonde #1: Well, maybe…
Blonde #2: But he slept with me right after he proposed to you!
Blonde #1: Yeah, I guess…
Blonde #2: And he went up my ass!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/put-that-in-pre-nup.html
Overheard by: juniper
He Eat Brains! … Oh, Wait
Lady with mic: Nothing is more powerful than Jesus! He die; he get up!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/remax.html
Overheard by: lab
Best Tofu, Though
Whiny girl: Oh my god, that chicken is terrible!
Hipster chick: That’s because it’s tofu.
Whiny girl: Yeah, worst chicken ever.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/tastes-like-chicken.html
Overheard by: sarafist
It’s Like Pinnochio’s Nose
Woman #1: Well, you know, we’re screwed either way. Whether Obama or that other guy with the lump on the side of his face wins.
Woman #2: McCain?
Woman #1: Yeah! I mean, he turns one way and it’s just all… (uses hands to demonstrate) There! What the fuck is that?
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/lumpy.html
Overheard by: kris.
Look at It, Sitting There in That Box, Plotting, Plotting…
Man: Styrofoam… Just thinking of it sends chills up and down my spine. Man, I hate that stuff.
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Overheard by: aaron
Homosexual Panic Strikes Edward without Warning
Guy bidding farewell to pals: You guys take care of yourselves in the car… I didn’t mean that like it came out.
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Overheard by: mike
The Aroma Was Strangely Heavenly
Guy: Jesus puked in your car?
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/last-supper.html
Overheard by: rich
So I Bought This Tape Recorder
Indian entrepreneur: I am tired of listening to people talking. I want to listen to me talking.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/internal-dialogue.html
Overheard by: rich
