Archive for the ‘Overheard in Philly’ Category

Monkeys and Vanilla Jews Are Fair Game

Bubblehead: Well, it’s inhumane. I don’t think they should keep them in cages… The, you know, what-do-they-call-em… kinky Jews.
Frat boy: Dumbass, they’re kinkajous. It’s a small, monkey-like animal, not a person.
Bubblehead: Oh. That’s different, then.

Overheard by: crankyprof

Like Clams.

Guy with hair down to waist and death metal t‑shirt: I really enjoy eating animals that have the ability to eat humans.

Overheard by: horrified zoo-enthusiast

Thanks, AA!

Old lady: Nah, he stopped drinking. Now he’s just high on the ecstasy… and a little bit of crack.

57 bus

Overheard by: pretend I didn’t really hear that