Archive for the ‘Overheard in Sydney’ Category

But More Expensive

Guy: You guys should get her a vibrator for her birthday.
Girl #1: Or we could just find her a man…
Girl #2: Nah… I think buying a vibrator would be easier.

The Touring Production of Hairspray

Girl #1: I’m really scared right now! What are they doing? They’re going to break into some sort of big orgy any second!
Girl #2: It looks like some sort of weird sacrificial dance!
Girl #3: Yeah, like they’re getting ready to sacrifice a lamb!
Girl #2: Or a virgin!
Girl #1: Can they stop?! They’re giving me goosebumps! What are they doing?! Stop!