Archive for the ‘Overheard in Vancouver’ Category

Jesus: No Way! I Am, Like, Twice That Size!

Girl #1: Y’know, it kind of weirds me out when I have sex with my boyfriend. He looks like Jesus.
Girl #2: Jesus wasn’t Mexican.
Girl #1: Yeah, yeah, but still — it’s like I’m having sex with Jesus.
Girl #2: You should talk to your pastor about that.

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Overheard by: katherine

Oh, Great. Another Starbucks Mug

Lady #1: Oooh… These cups are so cute!
Lady #2: Did you notice they have them set out on the drive-through window? Very smart. All the husbands who forgot to buy presents for their wives will be bringing home Starbucks mugs today.
Lady #1: After 21 years of marriage, I buy my own gifts.

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Overheard by: erin