Archive for the ‘Overheard Lines’ Category

Presenting the Sovereign Cure for Moral Uplift

Chick: Well, as I was writing this massive document I kept thinking about that thing about how you eat an elephant…
Dude: How?
Chick: One bite at a time.
Dude: Ahhh. You know how you bury a giraffe?
Chick: No, how?
Dude: You cut it up with a chainsaw.
Chick: [Silence.]Dude: I saw pictures from the zoo when they had to cut one up.
Chick: They took pictures?!
Dude: Yeah… I’m not sure why.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/overheard-short-play.html

Overheard by: mk

More of A Guideline, Really

Guy: She’s Irish, so I really hope at some point she says: “Shut yer piehole!”
Girl: I could pay her ten bucks to say it, unless that violated the pie hole code.
Guy: First rule of pie hole: There is no pie hole code.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/06/american-guy-apparently-on-his-way-to.html

Overheard by: tim

“Hooray”?

Dude: He made out with a hooker?! No one makes out with a hooker! What was he thinking?!

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/guy-in-suit-talking-on-cell.html

Overheard by: j

The Dust on His Floors

Chick: He loves to vacuum. No, wait, not vacuum. What’s that thing you do to your lawn? Mow! He likes to mow.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/girl-on-her-great-new-guy.html

Overheard by: mk