Archive for the ‘Overheard Lines’ Category


Dude: He made out with a hooker?! No one makes out with a hooker! What was he thinking?!

Overheard by: j

The Dust on His Floors

Chick: He loves to vacuum. No, wait, not vacuum. What’s that thing you do to your lawn? Mow! He likes to mow.

Overheard by: mk

I Left You a Box of Chocolates in a Locker at the Airport

Office grunt: Valentine’s Day lunch is for people who are having affairs. I’ve worked every Valentine’s Day. The nights are all couples, but the days are all people who say they’re coworkers but then grab each other’s legs under the table.

Overheard by: mk