Archive for the ‘Panhandling’ Category

Man, What Is­n’t?

Drunk hobo: Got any spare change so I can buy me some pussy? [Sees man hold­ing sign, “Je­sus loves you.”] … It’s in the Bible!

Pow­ell and Mar­ket Streets
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Peg­gy

All Re­li­gions Have the Same Ba­sic Premise

Beg­gar girl to la­dy: Miss, look at you. You’re so beau­ti­ful! Give me mon­ey and God will bless you. Your boyfriend will mar­ry you.
Man: We’re al­ready mar­ried.
Beg­gar girl: Then you will be blessed with many, many ba­bies.
Man: But I don’t want any ba­bies.
Beg­gar girl: What?! Shame on you for not want­i­ng ba­bies! God will smite you for this! Un­less you give me mon­ey…

Mum­bai
In­dia

Over­heard by: Mirchi