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Fa­ther, drag­ging boy for be­ing naughty: I have had enough of this! You’re a hor­ri­ble child!
Son: But I won’t do it again, I promise! (cries hys­ter­i­cal­ly)
Fa­ther: Yes, you said that 13 times ago, but you still do it! You’re a hor­ri­ble boy, so we’re go­ing to dis­own you.
Son: Nooooo!
Fa­ther: Shut up.


Over­heard by: nic­munn

We Be­lieve That’s “Poofed”

Lit­tle girl look­ing at dis­play of puffed wheat snacks: What’s the dif­fer­ence be­tween puffed and fried?
Mom: Puffed is bet­ter for you, so you can eat more of them.
Lit­tle girl: But I don’t like puffed.
Dad: Puffed is gay.

Cross­roads Mar­ket
Cal­gary, Al­ber­ta

Over­heard by: Lau­ra

Now I’m Too Em­bar­rassed to Lick It

Moth­er: It’s so hot out! My ice cream is splooging.
Fa­ther: Yeah, my ice cream just splooged all over my hand.
Teen daugh­ter: Ha­ha­ha­ha.
Moth­er: Why are you laugh– Oh.

Syra­cuse, New York

Over­heard by: melis­sa