Archive for the ‘Penis’ Category

It’ll Pop Up Again in the Spring

Guy #1: Are you gonna get tested?
Guy #2: I think the Lauren thing pretty much takes care of it.
Guy #3: You should still get tested.
Guy #2: Yeeeah, but I don’t like getting blood taken from me and I don’t have any like, symptoms, so…
Guy #3: Well, I haven’t seen your penis.

Simon Fraser University
British Columbia
Canadia

Hello? I’m Eating a Cucumber Sandwich With No Crusts!

Guy #1: What are those, zucchini?
Guy #2, with sandwich: No, they’re cucumbers.
Girl: Oh please, they’re like the same thing.
Guy #2: No, they’re totally different. Not every phallic-shaped green vegetable is the same thing.
Girl (pauses): Why does everything have to be about penises with you?

San Diego, California

Overheard by: i just came here to clean the air ducts