College student #1: Larry’s rug is a trap!
College student #2: Her rug has a penis?
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Larissa
Archive for the ‘Penis’ Category
A Dicktatorship?
Professor: So Russia had this really phallus-oriented system of government…
University
Newfoundland
Canadia
Overheard by: Mel
Isn’t That an Old Irish Drinking Song?
Neal Patrick Harris lookalike: Okay, okay: no pickle dicks on Molly!
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Could You Leave Me Alone with This for a Few Minutes?
Drunk man to man holding rolled-up newspaper: There’s a kind of phallic-ness about it, a sort of masculine quality…
The Ship Inn, Southbank
Brisbane
Australia
It’s Even Worse in Chicago.
8th grade health teacher, answering why you can’t put a condom on when you’re not erect: So…um, when it’s not hard, it’s just like there, you know, flapping in the wind…
Silver Spring, Maryland
Overheard by: nice thought…
Stood in Front of One Urinal and Peed in Another
Disheveled hipster: His dick was so crooked that it had, like, a knuckle!
Calgary
Canadia
Overheard by: Mrs The Experience
When Straight Guys Are Forced to Watch Martha Stewart
20-something loud man: I would not put my dick in her ear. That’s how not interested I am.
Norman, Oklahoma
He’s Been Known to Pleasure Several Girls en Brochette
Girl #1: His penis was huge, like 12 inches! He was holding it and his hand looked so tiny!
Girl #2: No wonder he doesn’t get any play, that shit hurts!
Girl #3: Yeah, it would like come out my ass!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Just 2
Lear Has Something for Everyone
Strange curly-haired girl: Make sure you make Edmund really hot.
Morose pale dark-haired girl: Why?
Strange curly-haired girl: Dude! Did you not read King Lear? Bitches were all over his dick!
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Anneliese
To Comment, I’d Really Need a Larger Sample
Four-year-old girl looking at Michelangelo’s David: Do you see the penis?
Nanny: Yes.
Four-year-old girl: I like the penis! Do you like the penis?
Nanny, turning around and walking away: There’s no good way to answer this.
Florence
Italy
