Overheard Everywhere

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We Thought We’d Give Him Some­thing to Make Him Ex­tra Hy­per

Five-year-old boy to barista: I’m get­ting my pee-pee cut off to­mor­row so I get a treat to­day!
Barista: Umm…
Moth­er to child: You are be­ing cir­cum­cised, not mu­ti­lat­ed! (to barista) It’s just a med­ical thing, he does­n’t re­al­ly get it.

Star­bucks
Carmel, In­di­ana

The R&B Hit That’s Sweep­ing Wis­con­sin

Man in crowd of bar pa­trons leav­ing af­ter last call, singing: It’s ti-ime for the piz­za store, it’s ti-ime for the piz­za store… I don’t even care where we go, I just got to get some cheese on my dick. I’m just gonna stick it in. I’m se­ri­ous, let’s go, get that in an oven and roast it. Let’s get it in an oven… and roast it like a cher­ry toma­to.

Madi­son, Wis­con­sin

It’ll Pop Up Again in the Spring

Guy #1: Are you gonna get test­ed?
Guy #2: I think the Lau­ren thing pret­ty much takes care of it.
Guy #3: You should still get test­ed.
Guy #2: Yeeeah, but I don’t like get­ting blood tak­en from me and I don’t have any like, symp­toms, so…
Guy #3: Well, I haven’t seen your pe­nis.

Si­mon Fras­er Uni­ver­si­ty
British Co­lum­bia
Cana­dia