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At Least in My Case

Female law student #1: You don't have to know that. You can just 69 it.
Female law student #2: Wait… What?
Female law student #1: You know, 69 it. Get rid of it.
Female law student #2: No honey, it's “86” it. That thing you said is something dirty.

Mississippi College School of Law

This Physics Project Is Gonna Get Us an “A” for Sure!

College guy #1: My penis is getting stronger!
College guy #2: What does that even mean? How do you know?
College guy #1: Cuz I can pee past the bushes now, and for a while I couldn't.
College guy #2: Niiiice!
(they high five)

Overheard by: a lil.

Too Late!

Girl, trying to measure three different spring pans: How are you going to measure that?
Guy: To be honest, I'm thinking about the size of my penis.
Girl: Um…
Guy: I think this one is the one that's seven inches.
Girl: Uh…
Guy: If anyone asks, I never did this.

Jersey City, New Jersey