Archive for the ‘Pennsylvania’ Category

Must Be Why They Call It “The Linty City”

Blonde ditz: Oh my god, Philadelphia is, like, pockets!
Brunette ditz: I know, right? There are just sooooo many pockets!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: hands in my pockets

The Only Thing Less Appetizing Than the Staff Is the Hamburgers

Guy: The only thing greasier than Johnny Rockets’ hamburgers is the staff.

South Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Herbie McHebrew

The Only True Currency in Any Nursing Home

Woman on cell: She’d look sharp if she had some teeth. She’s just got to go get those teeth, though!

33 Bus
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Alyson

…That’s a Terrible Marketing Slogan.

Gay man: Listen, we’ve all shat, we’ve all farted, we’ve all touched ourselves, and we’ve all used a dildo.
Girls: Ummm… no.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The Best Pennsylvania Has to Offer

Thugette #1: Girl, you slept wif him?!
Thugette #2: I know — he ugly and got crabs, but I made him buy me drugs first.
Thugette #1: True dat.

Campus shuttle, Millersville University
Millersville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Steveo

You Are the Weakest Link. Goodbye.

Spanish teacher: And you really have to be careful what you eat, because they have a lot of E. Coli problems.
Teenage girl: E. Coli? Like in those commercials with the cough drops?
Spanish teacher: What?
Teenage girl: Y’know, like the “Eeee-coliiii…”

Jersey Shore High School
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: shana yo mamma