Girl to boyfriend: Why’d you go and tell all the guys on the fifth floor that I have some crazy fetish with lubricating foods?
Guy: I didn’t say anything!
Girl: Well, they were talking about the Nutella.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Laura G.
Upset 20-something girl: I don’t like things where things are things inside of things!
Drexel University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Zywiec
Guy: Have you ever wanted to just die for a day, just so people would leave you alone?
Ursinus College
Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Andrew Nagy
Drunk girl looking at digital camera: Sometimes I’m having such a good time I look Chinese.
Saint Joseph’s University
Philadelphia, PA
Lady: When I was on morphine I told them I liked Pearl Jam. I hate Pearl Jam!
Eat ‘N’ Park
Sewickley, Pennsylvania
Girl #1, in stall: Have you ever had sex?
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Oh. Does your classroom smell?
Delaware County Community College
Pennsylvania
Teen girl to friend: She doesn’t even know what she wants! She just likes to text Scott because it makes her feel pretty.
Forever 21
King of Prussia, Pennsylvania
Bossy little girl: No, no, no! You can’t play with us!
Normal little girl: What? Why?
Bossy little girl: Because we want to be unicorns and you want to be Wal-Mart!
Johnstown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: amy
Burly dude to friend: Last week I took a crap that was like having a second job.
Truck stop, I‑81
Allentown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Tha WB
Professor: The researchers were trying to see whether or not subjects would react to taboo words. Of course, this was in 1940, so the words they used were things like ‘whore,’ ‘penis,’ and ‘Kotex.’
Widener University
Chester, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: I heart grad school
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