Archive for the ‘Philosophy’ Category

My Se­cret? I Like Forcible Sex

Drunk teen: Any­one could be a rapist… I could be a rapist, that la­dy with the bag could be a rapist… [La­dy with bag looks over, ap­palled.] Oh, well, I’m sure you are re­al­ly very nice!

King’s Cross Night Bus
Lon­don
Eng­land

Over­heard by: An­drea

You Won’t Feel a Thing, I Promise

Long-nosed cute blond girl: So you’re ba­si­cal­ly of­fer­ing to fuck me in the ar­se?
Drunk guy: Not in the ar­se per se, but I can’t guar­an­tee that I won’t get the wrong hole and just go for it.
Long-nosed cute blond girl: You do know we just met five min­utes ago?
Drunk guy: What can I say? I work fast.

Leam­ing­ton Spa
Eng­land

Over­heard by: Bleep

The Spon­ta­neous Ad­mis­sion to Grad School Is Just a Myth

Phi­los­o­phy pro­fes­sor: He chose this ex­am­ple be­cause it had sex ap­peal. It turned peo­ple on.
(changes Pow­er­Point slide to pic­ture of bac­te­r­i­al fla­gel­lum)
Male stu­dent: Ohh­h­hh!
Pro­fes­sor: Please don’t have an or­gasm in my class.

Ly­coming Col­lege
Williamsport, Penn­syl­va­nia