Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category

Most Emmy Winners Would’ve Preferred That Too

Moody college girl on phone: No, I have to go the macro class right now and pretend to be a Republican. If you don’t agree with the professor, you’re wrong.
(pause)
Moody college girl: Yeah, if I can pull this off I deserve an Emmy, or an Oscar. Hell, I’ll take a cookie!

Northeastern University
Boston, Massachusetts

So “Lehman” Is Out?

Big-haired mother to friends: I like what Sarah Palin did with her kids’ names. I mean, I want to give my kids names that are cool, but nothing that would, you know, prevent them from being business majors.

San Antonio, Texas

Overheard by: An East Coast Elitist