Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category

Most Em­my Win­ners Would’ve Pre­ferred That Too

Moody col­lege girl on phone: No, I have to go the macro class right now and pre­tend to be a Re­pub­li­can. If you don’t agree with the pro­fes­sor, you’re wrong.
(pause)
Moody col­lege girl: Yeah, if I can pull this off I de­serve an Em­my, or an Os­car. Hell, I’ll take a cook­ie!

North­east­ern Uni­ver­si­ty
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

It’s Like Pin­no­chio’s Nose

Woman #1: Well, you know, we’re screwed ei­ther way. Whether Oba­ma or that oth­er guy with the lump on the side of his face wins.
Woman #2: Mc­Cain?
Woman #1: Yeah! I mean, he turns one way and it’s just all… (us­es hands to demon­strate) There! What the fuck is that?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/lumpy.html

Over­heard by: kris.