Ditz to friend: He took me Facebook poking him as a romantic gesture!
TC Central High School
Michigan
Archive for the ‘Pop culture’ Category
The Girls at the Bottom Of the Pyramid Got the Worst Of It
Blonde teen: Please don’t pull my finger!
Brunette teen: Oh, gosh. Is this like that time in gym class?
Homecoming Football Game
Minnesota
Why Is That Always Your Question?
College girl: I really want to go as Superman!
Friend: You aren’t going to stuff your crotch, are you?
Melbourne University
Australia
The Queen Amidala Headdress Is Really Heavy
Costumed dad to little girl: You need to listen. Understand? You will not take your clothes off!
Star Wars 30th Anniversary Celebration
Los Angeles, California
More Of a Sugar Grandpa
Older man walking into a jewelery store, to another: I’m not a sugar-daddy, am I?
Fashion Valley Mall
San Diego, California
The Real World’s Sadly Lacking in Noble Causes Worth Fighting for
20-something girl to boyfriend: You’re such a nerd.
Boyfriend: We prefer “Men of Gondor.”
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Corey
I Mean, He Is on Our Bedsheets
Nerdy freshman talking about philosophy: Well, it depends on what you consider real. Like is Spiderman real?
Kid sitting with him: Uh…
Nerdy freshman: Think about it! Is he?
U Mass
Amherst, Massachusetts
Meet the Hippest Kids in Montana
Tall adolescent: Peach sucks. Daisy’s okay, but peach sucks.
Short adolescent: See, I’ve always been more of a toad fan. Even if he does look kind of like a circumcised wang.
Tall adolescent: Oh, you.
Missoula, Montana
That’s What You Said About the Dentist’s Chair!
Middle aged woman #1: I want to see the flag exhibit.
Middle aged woman #2: Me too! I hear it’s just like Space Mountain.
Smithsonian National Museum of American History
Washington, DC
NewsFlash: “Your Mom” Replaces “That’s What She Said” As Laziest Insult
Girl: I think the live-action of GTO is so much better.
Guy: I think the live action of your mom is so much better.
Norristown, Pennsylvania
