Teacher: See, adjectives are boring old turtles.
Students: Uhhh.
Teacher: But participles are like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Marshall High School
Virginia
Overheard by: amused student.…
Archive for the ‘Pop culture’ Category
No Matter Where I Take You, You’re Still You
Tourist, yelling at husband who went to magazine kiosk : Get the magazine! Not the paper! Magazine! (husband comes back with paper) *Sigh* Men…they’re the same everywhere.
Kuala Lumpur
Malaysia
What Kind Of a Boy Gives Hugs, Anyway?
Man to son, coming out of restroom: After what you tried to do to Tigger I’m not sure if you deserve that.
Disney World
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Tracy
Is Your Dad on Facebook?
Ditz to friend: He took me Facebook poking him as a romantic gesture!
TC Central High School
Michigan
The Girls at the Bottom Of the Pyramid Got the Worst Of It
Blonde teen: Please don’t pull my finger!
Brunette teen: Oh, gosh. Is this like that time in gym class?
Homecoming Football Game
Minnesota
Why Is That Always Your Question?
College girl: I really want to go as Superman!
Friend: You aren’t going to stuff your crotch, are you?
Melbourne University
Australia
The Queen Amidala Headdress Is Really Heavy
Costumed dad to little girl: You need to listen. Understand? You will not take your clothes off!
Star Wars 30th Anniversary Celebration
Los Angeles, California
More Of a Sugar Grandpa
Older man walking into a jewelery store, to another: I’m not a sugar-daddy, am I?
Fashion Valley Mall
San Diego, California
The Real World’s Sadly Lacking in Noble Causes Worth Fighting for
20-something girl to boyfriend: You’re such a nerd.
Boyfriend: We prefer “Men of Gondor.”
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Corey
I Mean, He Is on Our Bedsheets
Nerdy freshman talking about philosophy: Well, it depends on what you consider real. Like is Spiderman real?
Kid sitting with him: Uh…
Nerdy freshman: Think about it! Is he?
U Mass
Amherst, Massachusetts
