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Two Great Tastes That Taste HorribleTogether

Seventeen-year-old girl to boyfriend: You can’t do anything right! I send you in there to buy me some porn and you come out with hermaphrodites? It’s called Real Chicks with Real Dicks, for fuck’s sake.
Boyfriend (in thick accent): I’m sorry… My english…it is not too good. I saw chicks, I saw dicks…I just grabbed it.

Manchester, New Hampshire

Overheard by: taylor

And This.…Surprises You?

Woman waiting for coffee: You know my sister is a Playboy model?
Friend: (blank stare)
Woman waiting for coffee: Yeah! She sends me the pictures. I mean, she’s beautiful, but I don’t wanna see that. And my brother, he looks at those!
Friend: (blank stare)

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/455563420/all-in-the-family.html

Overheard by: next in line.