Archive for the ‘Porn’ Category

…I Al­lowed the Holy Spir­it In­to My Life.

Dis­grun­tled fresh­man girl #1: Ugh, I hate that guy. He is like, you know, so… Ugh!
Dis­grun­tled fresh­man girl #2: I know, right?
Rude sopho­more guy, in­ter­rupt­ing: Oh, me and him? We’re like porn bud­dies!
(awk­ward si­lence from girls)
Rude sopho­more guy: What? That was like, be­fore.

Cain­ta
Rizal
Philip­pines

Over­heard by: hap­pened to be eat­ing lunch

If the Tagline Is­n’t “Got­ta Fuck Them All” Then Some­on Made a Mis­take

Girl: The first Poke­mon movie was re­al­ly sad.
Guy #1: Oh, yeah! It made me cry.
Girl: I could­n’t be­lieve when Pikachu al­most died…
Guy #2: Have you guys seen Poke­mon porn?
Girl: Okay, let’s just stop right there.
Guy #2: No, it’s crazy. You know Misty? She’ll do like any­thing!

Hart­ford, Con­necti­cut

Over­heard by: Claire

Two Great Tastes That Taste Hor­ri­bleTo­geth­er

Sev­en­teen-year-old girl to boyfriend: You can’t do any­thing right! I send you in there to buy me some porn and you come out with her­maph­ro­dites? It’s called Re­al Chicks with Re­al Dicks, for fuck­’s sake.
Boyfriend (in thick ac­cent): I’m sor­ry… My english…it is not too good. I saw chicks, I saw dicks…I just grabbed it.

Man­ches­ter, New Hamp­shire

Over­heard by: tay­lor