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Two Great Tastes That Taste Hor­ri­bleTo­geth­er

Sev­en­teen-year-old girl to boyfriend: You can’t do any­thing right! I send you in there to buy me some porn and you come out with her­maph­ro­dites? It’s called Re­al Chicks with Re­al Dicks, for fuck­’s sake.
Boyfriend (in thick ac­cent): I’m sor­ry… My english…it is not too good. I saw chicks, I saw dicks…I just grabbed it.

Man­ches­ter, New Hamp­shire

Over­heard by: tay­lor

And This.…Surprises You?

Woman wait­ing for cof­fee: You know my sis­ter is a Play­boy mod­el?
Friend: (blank stare)
Woman wait­ing for cof­fee: Yeah! She sends me the pic­tures. I mean, she’s beau­ti­ful, but I don’t wan­na see that. And my broth­er, he looks at those!
Friend: (blank stare)

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/455563420/all-in-the-family.html

Over­heard by: next in line.

…I Al­lowed the Holy Spir­it In­to My Life.

Dis­grun­tled fresh­man girl #1: Ugh, I hate that guy. He is like, you know, so… Ugh!
Dis­grun­tled fresh­man girl #2: I know, right?
Rude sopho­more guy, in­ter­rupt­ing: Oh, me and him? We’re like porn bud­dies!
(awk­ward si­lence from girls)
Rude sopho­more guy: What? That was like, be­fore.

Cain­ta
Rizal
Philip­pines

Over­heard by: hap­pened to be eat­ing lunch