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And This.…Surprises You?

Woman wait­ing for cof­fee: You know my sis­ter is a Play­boy mod­el?
Friend: (blank stare)
Woman wait­ing for cof­fee: Yeah! She sends me the pic­tures. I mean, she’s beau­ti­ful, but I don’t wan­na see that. And my broth­er, he looks at those!
Friend: (blank stare)

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/455563420/all-in-the-family.html

Over­heard by: next in line.

…I Al­lowed the Holy Spir­it In­to My Life.

Dis­grun­tled fresh­man girl #1: Ugh, I hate that guy. He is like, you know, so… Ugh!
Dis­grun­tled fresh­man girl #2: I know, right?
Rude sopho­more guy, in­ter­rupt­ing: Oh, me and him? We’re like porn bud­dies!
(awk­ward si­lence from girls)
Rude sopho­more guy: What? That was like, be­fore.

Cain­ta
Rizal
Philip­pines

Over­heard by: hap­pened to be eat­ing lunch

If the Tagline Is­n’t “Got­ta Fuck Them All” Then Some­on Made a Mis­take

Girl: The first Poke­mon movie was re­al­ly sad.
Guy #1: Oh, yeah! It made me cry.
Girl: I could­n’t be­lieve when Pikachu al­most died…
Guy #2: Have you guys seen Poke­mon porn?
Girl: Okay, let’s just stop right there.
Guy #2: No, it’s crazy. You know Misty? She’ll do like any­thing!

Hart­ford, Con­necti­cut

Over­heard by: Claire