Guy #1: Hey bro, your woman fat?
Guy #2: No. Fuck, man! What you talkin’? She my baby momma, that the baby in her bump!
Guy #3: You sure? She sure look fat to me.
Coralridge Mall
Iowa City, Iowa
Guy #1: Hey bro, your woman fat?
Guy #2: No. Fuck, man! What you talkin’? She my baby momma, that the baby in her bump!
Guy #3: You sure? She sure look fat to me.
Coralridge Mall
Iowa City, Iowa
Lady #1: … And I don’t even know who the daddy is!
Lady #2: That’s hilarious!
B. Dalton — College Square Mall
Cedar Falls, Iowa
Overheard by: Darcy
Girl #1: I’m all freaked out now! I bet you she’s pregnant! My sister’s pregnant!
Girl #2: I’m sure she’s not pregnant, you’re assuming the worst.
Girl #1: Oh my god! What if she has testicle cancer?!
Adelaide
Australia
Overheard by: monkey
Dude #1: Dude, if you’re gonna artificially inseminate your sister’s girlfriend, you gotta fuck her, right?
Dude #2: Absolutely!
Dude #1: Otherwise, you got no respect for yourself.
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Overheard by: elizabeth
Girl #1: I’ve been feeling so weird lately.
Girl #2: You’re probably pregnant.
Girl #1: … What?
Girl #2: I was kidding.
Girl #1: Oh-fuck-oh-fuck-oh-fuck — when was my last period?!
Piccadilly Line
London
England
Overheard by: BoogyFantastic
College girl #1: Eating raw fish makes you super fertile.
College girl #2: Really?
College girl #1: Yeah, thats why I get pregnant so much.
Japanese Restaurant
Richmond, Virginia
Man: My girlfriend doesn’t know it yet, but I’m going to get her pregnant.
Ottawa, Canadia
Overheard by: amanda
Boy, screaming into pregnant mother’s belly: We’re going to give you up for adoption!
Tanger Outlet
Riverhead, New York
Overheard by: bemused
20-something girl: So I had to go to the emergency room because I thought I had a baby.
Shocked co-worker: What?! What was it?
20-something girl: Just my period. But it was a bad one.
Biloxi, Mississippi
Overheard by: don’t ditch health class
Black guy to friends: I swear, every time I start talking to a girl she gets pregnant. (pause) Fo’ real.
Bowling Green, Kentucky
Overheard by: You must have been doing more than talking
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