Archive for the ‘Preppies’ Category

That’s Your Answer to Everything!

Preppy girl #1: You know you can’t have sex for like, six moths after you have an abortion?
Preppy girl #2: That’s stupid! Why wouldn’t you just fall down some stairs?

Classroom
Ontario
Canadia

It’s a Subtle Wine/Beer Distinction

Preppy girl: Wait, Irish people are from Ireland? I always thought they were from Italy!

Memorial High School
Manchester, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Lily F.

She Just Goes There to Have Sex in the Steam Room.

Preppy girl: I woke up this morning and my legs were so sore! And then I couldn’t remember why they were hurting! I was so worried, especially since I went out last night and Wednesday nights are usually when I stay in. And I couldn’t remember anything that happened. But then I thought, “Oh, wait, I went to the gym yesterday. That must be it.”

Lawrence Hall, Colgate University
Hamilton, New York

And We’re Almost Out of Birdseed

Preppy chick to friend: …and I was thinking of Puppy Chow for dessert tonight because, you know, it’s easy to make.

Ohio State University

Overheard by: GameBoy Kid

The EMTs Can Just Pull Him Out From Under It

Preppy Asian chick on cell: I don’t care if he’s dying. I’m not going to move my car from a parking spot.

University of Tennessee

Overheard by: Jessica

…Would You Like to Go Out With Us This Friday?

Freshman boy trying to flirt with girl: I’m from Boston and he’s from Boston and he’s Chinese and he likes Bruce Lee, naked, naked, naked. (pokes Chinese friend)

University Library
Binghamton, New York

Overheard by: Brianna

But at Least I’m Passing His Biology Class This Time

Preppy girl on cell: Yeah. He just got out of jail and he’s hitting on me again.

Salem Community High School
Salem, Illinois

Overheard by: LiLlistna

Doesn’t Seem Like Much of a Stretch for Either of Us

Preppy guy: You’re such a bitch, Alexandra.
Alexandra: Thanks?
Preppy guy: No, in a good way.
Alexandra: How can you be a bitch in a good way?
Preppy guy: You’re the kind of bitch that makes me wish I was gay so we could sit at an outside cafe and make fun of people’s outfits when they walk by.

Starbucks, Newbury Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: i want to, too!