Preppy Hispanic girl: He thinks he’s so gangsta-gangsta, but he’s not. He’s a wangsta-wangsta.
Nashville, Tennessee
Archive for the ‘Preppies’ Category
I’m Just Saying Never Aim Your Junk at a Cat
High school dude #1: It’s like bestiality, only you have to make sure you point it the right way.
High school dude #2: Yeah, that shit’s important.
Santa Ana, California
That’s Your Answer to Everything!
Preppy girl #1: You know you can’t have sex for like, six moths after you have an abortion?
Preppy girl #2: That’s stupid! Why wouldn’t you just fall down some stairs?
Classroom
Ontario
Canadia
It’s a Subtle Wine/Beer Distinction
Preppy girl: Wait, Irish people are from Ireland? I always thought they were from Italy!
Memorial High School
Manchester, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Lily F.
She Just Goes There to Have Sex in the Steam Room.
Preppy girl: I woke up this morning and my legs were so sore! And then I couldn’t remember why they were hurting! I was so worried, especially since I went out last night and Wednesday nights are usually when I stay in. And I couldn’t remember anything that happened. But then I thought, “Oh, wait, I went to the gym yesterday. That must be it.”
Lawrence Hall, Colgate University
Hamilton, New York
And We’re Almost Out of Birdseed
Preppy chick to friend: …and I was thinking of Puppy Chow for dessert tonight because, you know, it’s easy to make.
Ohio State University
Overheard by: GameBoy Kid
The EMTs Can Just Pull Him Out From Under It
Preppy Asian chick on cell: I don’t care if he’s dying. I’m not going to move my car from a parking spot.
University of Tennessee
Overheard by: Jessica
…Would You Like to Go Out With Us This Friday?
Freshman boy trying to flirt with girl: I’m from Boston and he’s from Boston and he’s Chinese and he likes Bruce Lee, naked, naked, naked. (pokes Chinese friend)
University Library
Binghamton, New York
Overheard by: Brianna
But at Least I’m Passing His Biology Class This Time
Preppy girl on cell: Yeah. He just got out of jail and he’s hitting on me again.
Salem Community High School
Salem, Illinois
Overheard by: LiLlistna
Doesn’t Seem Like Much of a Stretch for Either of Us
Preppy guy: You’re such a bitch, Alexandra.
Alexandra: Thanks?
Preppy guy: No, in a good way.
Alexandra: How can you be a bitch in a good way?
Preppy guy: You’re the kind of bitch that makes me wish I was gay so we could sit at an outside cafe and make fun of people’s outfits when they walk by.
Starbucks, Newbury Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: i want to, too!
