Private school girl: Did I tell you what Jane* asked me?
Best friend: No.
Private school girl: She was all like, ‘Did you hook up with a homeless guy?’ and I was all like, ‘No, of course not! Never say that again!‘
Best friend, laughing hard: I can’t believe you did that!
Private school girl: What, hooked up with a homeless guy? It’s not a big deal.
Haight Street
San Francisco, California
Preppy girl: I woke up this morning and my legs were so sore! And then I couldn’t remember why they were hurting! I was so worried, especially since I went out last night and Wednesday nights are usually when I stay in. And I couldn’t remember anything that happened. But then I thought, “Oh, wait, I went to the gym yesterday. That must be it.”
Lawrence Hall, Colgate University
Hamilton, New York
Preppy girl: I want a t‑shirt! I mean, I stuck my head in a vagina — I totally deserve one!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/wasted-on-friday-night.html
Overheard by: what would you do for a tee shirt?
Preppy Hispanic girl: He thinks he’s so gangsta-gangsta, but he’s not. He’s a wangsta-wangsta.
Nashville, Tennessee
High school dude #1: It’s like bestiality, only you have to make sure you point it the right way.
High school dude #2: Yeah, that shit’s important.
Santa Ana, California
Preppy girl #1: You know you can’t have sex for like, six moths after you have an abortion?
Preppy girl #2: That’s stupid! Why wouldn’t you just fall down some stairs?
Classroom
Ontario
Canadia
Preppy girl: Wait, Irish people are from Ireland? I always thought they were from Italy!
Memorial High School
Manchester, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Lily F.
Preppy chick to friend: …and I was thinking of Puppy Chow for dessert tonight because, you know, it’s easy to make.
Ohio State University
Overheard by: GameBoy Kid
Preppy Asian chick on cell: I don’t care if he’s dying. I’m not going to move my car from a parking spot.
University of Tennessee
Overheard by: Jessica
Freshman boy trying to flirt with girl: I’m from Boston and he’s from Boston and he’s Chinese and he likes Bruce Lee, naked, naked, naked. (pokes Chinese friend)
University Library
Binghamton, New York
Overheard by: Brianna
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