Archive for the ‘Preppies’ Category

She Just Goes There to Have Sex in the Steam Room.

Prep­py girl: I woke up this morn­ing and my legs were so sore! And then I could­n’t re­mem­ber why they were hurt­ing! I was so wor­ried, es­pe­cial­ly since I went out last night and Wednes­day nights are usu­al­ly when I stay in. And I could­n’t re­mem­ber any­thing that hap­pened. But then I thought, “Oh, wait, I went to the gym yes­ter­day. That must be it.”

Lawrence Hall, Col­gate Uni­ver­si­ty
Hamil­ton, New York

Does­n’t Seem Like Much of a Stretch for Ei­ther of Us

Prep­py guy: You’re such a bitch, Alexan­dra.
Alexan­dra: Thanks?
Prep­py guy: No, in a good way.
Alexan­dra: How can you be a bitch in a good way?
Prep­py guy: You’re the kind of bitch that makes me wish I was gay so we could sit at an out­side cafe and make fun of peo­ple’s out­fits when they walk by.

Star­bucks, New­bury Street
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: i want to, too!

Since It Squirt­ed Me

Prep­py girl: I want a t‑shirt! I mean, I stuck my head in a vagi­na — I to­tal­ly de­serve one!

Over­heard by: what would you do for a tee shirt?