Archive for the ‘Preppies’ Category

Doesn’t Seem Like Much of a Stretch for Either of Us

Preppy guy: You’re such a bitch, Alexandra.
Alexandra: Thanks?
Preppy guy: No, in a good way.
Alexandra: How can you be a bitch in a good way?
Preppy guy: You’re the kind of bitch that makes me wish I was gay so we could sit at an outside cafe and make fun of people’s outfits when they walk by.

Starbucks, Newbury Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: i want to, too!

Since It Squirted Me

Preppy girl: I want a t-shirt! I mean, I stuck my head in a vagina — I totally deserve one!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/wasted-on-friday-night.html

Overheard by: what would you do for a tee shirt?

That, and the Shrapnel

Preppy girl #1: Yeah, so he’s going to be in Iraq until early December, and then he gets to be here until early January, and then he starts his second tour.
Preppy girl #2: That’s awesome.
Preppy girl #1: Yeah, except that he’s dating my best friend.

Judiciary Square Metro Station
Washington, DC

Overheard by: V