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That, and the Shrap­nel

Prep­py girl #1: Yeah, so he’s go­ing to be in Iraq un­til ear­ly De­cem­ber, and then he gets to be here un­til ear­ly Jan­u­ary, and then he starts his sec­ond tour.
Prep­py girl #2: That’s awe­some.
Prep­py girl #1: Yeah, ex­cept that he’s dat­ing my best friend.

Ju­di­cia­ry Square Metro Sta­tion
Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: V

Hy­po­thet­i­cal­ly. If I Had Done It. Which I Did­n’t.

Pri­vate school girl: Did I tell you what Jane* asked me?
Best friend: No.
Pri­vate school girl: She was all like, ‘Did you hook up with a home­less guy?’ and I was all like, ‘No, of course not! Nev­er say that again!‘
Best friend, laugh­ing hard: I can’t be­lieve you did that!
Pri­vate school girl: What, hooked up with a home­less guy? It’s not a big deal.

Haight Street
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

…For Know­ing What Guys Like

Prep­py girl #1: So, Emi­ly’s a to­tal slut.
Prep­py girl #2: I know, right?
Prep­py guy: Wait, what’s she like?
Prep­py girl #1: Umm, like, a d.
Prep­py girl #2: No, no, no: dou­ble d.
Prep­py guy: I was talk­ing about her per­son­al­i­ty, but thanks…

Star­bucks
Man­hat­tan, New York