Archive for the ‘Pride’ Category

Yeah? Depends.

Hubby to wifey: No power on earth will make me wear a diaper.

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Overheard by: Jessie

You Might As Well Face It, You’re Addicted to Lumps

Very pregnant woman surrounded by misbehaving children: Pregnancy is just such a gift. I mean, I feel so blessed. Like, this is what my body was made for, you know? I just feel so much more complete when I’m pregnant. Knowing that I’m growing this life…
Young woman behind her in line, interrupting: Madam? You are a walking advertisement for mandatory birth control.

Starbucks
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: The guy applauding her

You Haven’t Lived ‘Til You’ve Seen Me Applaud with Them.

Cute girl: I have great tits!
Gay friend, skeptically: I guess they’re nice…
Cute girl: No, really. Each of my last four boyfriends or longish-term hookup buddies were ass-men when they met me, and by the time we split, they’d each been converted to boob-men.
Gay friend, still skeptical: That may just mean your ass isn’t great.
Cute girl: Damn, you’re so cup-half-empty. My ass is great. My tits are just phenomenal.

Manhattan, New York