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So Gay Men Aren’t the Tar­get De­mograpic for That?

Straight girl: So then we were mak­ing out, and it was re­al­ly good…
Gay guy #1: Wait, is­n’t this sto­ry sup­posed to be about how good he was at go­ing down on you?
Straight girl: Oh, I’m get­ting there.
Gay guy #2: Yeah, okay, but this is re­al­ly tak­ing too long. Get to the point.
Gay guy #1: Se­ri­ous­ly. I mean, we don’t re­al­ly like hear­ing about straight hookups any­way. It’s gross. We’re just hu­mor­ing you.
Guy guy #3: This is like the longest pussy-eat­ing sto­ry I’ve heard all day.

San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: TMI

Just Dip It in the Jar, Dude!

Queer: Would­n’t it be great if penis­es tast­ed like Nutel­la?
Fag hag: Un­for­tu­nate­ly, oral sex does­n’t give you an evo­lu­tion­ary ad­van­tage, so we’ll prob­a­bly nev­er evolve that way.

Mon­tre­al
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: premed

I Think You’d Be Sur­prised

Cute queer #1: Yeah, but aren’t you wor­ried about the sodomy laws around there?
Cute queer #2: No, not re­al­ly.
Cute queer #1: My god, why not?
Cute queer #2: I don’t think that a flesh­light re­al­ly counts as sodomy.

Grand Av­enue
Saint Louis, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: Con­fused Dyke On The Cor­ner