Archive for the ‘Queers’ Category

Just Dip It in the Jar, Dude!

Queer: Would­n’t it be great if penis­es tast­ed like Nutel­la?
Fag hag: Un­for­tu­nate­ly, oral sex does­n’t give you an evo­lu­tion­ary ad­van­tage, so we’ll prob­a­bly nev­er evolve that way.

Mon­tre­al
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: premed

I Think You’d Be Sur­prised

Cute queer #1: Yeah, but aren’t you wor­ried about the sodomy laws around there?
Cute queer #2: No, not re­al­ly.
Cute queer #1: My god, why not?
Cute queer #2: I don’t think that a flesh­light re­al­ly counts as sodomy.

Grand Av­enue
Saint Louis, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: Con­fused Dyke On The Cor­ner