Archive for the ‘Queers’ Category

From the New Testament Cutting-Room Floor

Queer: Oh my god, look, it’s Mary. Mary! Maaary!
Mary: Heyyy, bitches! What’s going on?
Queer: Did he love it, Mary? Did he absolutely love it? Where’s Basil? Where is Basil, Mary?
Mary: He’s in the bag, baby, he’s in the bag.

Union Station
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Aly

Hello? Decepticons

Queer to fag hag, after Transformers preview: I thought they were, like, good guys…

Regal Cinemas
Greenville, South Carolina

Overheard by: Trying not to laugh hysterically