Archive for the ‘Queers’ Category

From the New Tes­ta­ment Cut­ting-Room Floor

Queer: Oh my god, look, it’s Mary. Mary! Maaary!
Mary: Heyyy, bitch­es! What’s go­ing on?
Queer: Did he love it, Mary? Did he ab­solute­ly love it? Where’s Basil? Where is Basil, Mary?
Mary: He’s in the bag, ba­by, he’s in the bag.

Union Sta­tion
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Aly

Hel­lo? De­cep­ticons

Queer to fag hag, af­ter Trans­form­ers pre­view: I thought they were, like, good guys…

Re­gal Cin­e­mas
Greenville, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Try­ing not to laugh hys­ter­i­cal­ly