Teacher, explaining sign up sheet: So, where it says “What are your plans?” You need to just put something like “Doctor,” “lawyer,” etc.
Blonde in back, whispering to girl next to her: Girl, I’m putting down “stripper,” then all of my classes will be in the humanities building!
College Orientation
Washington State Community College
Girl: Erin’s beating people.
Security guard: You’re not really beating people, are you?
Erin: It’s my birthday. Besides, it was someone I know.
Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia
Overheard by: girl in the front row
Girl, at beginning of Jesus Christ Superstar: Are they going to kill Jesus?
Boyfriend: Well…yes, Sarah. That’s sort of how it works.
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: Adam Nathan
Girl in North Face jacket and Uggs to clone friends: I mean, why couldn’t it have been a normal suicide? Like, this week? Really?
Penn State Library
University Park, Pennsylvania
Girl on cell: Wait, what do you mean by downtown? Like, down… in a town?
Goucher College
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Hannah
Girl #1: Ew! Are you gonna ask her tonight? You gonna ask her?
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Why she has a huge fucking bush!
Girl #2: Oh, for sure!
McGill University
Montreal
Canadia
Girl #1: Why does Denzel Washington with a gun freak me out?
Girl #2: Because he’s black.
Movie Theater
Colorado
Dude: Wait, so is the stronger acid HCl or H2O?
http://overheardatstanford.blogspot.com/
Girl #1: So I was wearing a tampon to go swimming yesterday.
Girl #2: Didn’t that hurt your fluffy bits?
Memphis, Tennessee
Guy, singing: He’ll only be your friend if he touches your breast…
Girl: What?!
Guy, not singing anymore: It’s like my favorite song.
Metro State
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Squid
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