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No! Haven’t You Been Lis­ten­ing?

La­dy 1: So they’re get­ting mar­ried now.
La­dy 2: But I thought she had a ba­by.
La­dy 1: Yes, but it’s his broth­er’s. See, her sis­ter want­ed to be with him so she told him her sis­ter could­n’t have nor­mal chil­dren. It turns out she’s the one who can’t have chil­dren.
La­dy 2: Oh… so they’re get­ting mar­ried?

Salt Lake City, Utah

Over­heard by: Con­fused lis­ten­er

Africans: Wow, They’re Fat Mon­sters and Stu­pid

Brunette: I wish I could speak those sweet African lan­guages.
Blonde: What sweet African lan­guages?
Brunette: Ya know, the ones where they cluck at each oth­er. Cluck cluck click­i­ty clack cluck.
Blonde: Yeah! I know what you mean. Clack clack cluck cluck click cluck clacky clack. (laughs)
Brunette, laugh­ing: I bet they just make stuff up!
Blonde: Yeah, dude! Clack clack click­i­ty clacky clack clack cluck! AKA, wan­na go get some cow…meat?
Brunette, laugh­ing: You’re re­tard­ed. I don’t think any­one in Africa says shit like that.

Michi­gan