Archive for the ‘Questions’ Category

Think Of It As a Cheap Facelift!

Old woman in roller coaster line: Does this one go upside down? I don’t like it when they do upside down.
Little boy: You’ll be fine, grandma. Come on!

Universal Studios
Florida

Getting a Piece Of Tail Is Always a Problem in Ohio

Woman to man: She fucked the lobster?

Cincinnati, Ohio

I’d Rather Chafe Your Chimichanga

Tired-looking girl to security officer: Are you the guy who’s going to burn my taco?

Dallas-Fort Worth Airport
Texas

Why You Gotta Ax So Many Questions?

Jackie O. lookalike: If I can’t sneak cigarettes into my house, what makes you think I can get an ax?

Starfest Sci-fi Convention
Denver, Colorado

Trust Me– I Gave Derek His First Blow Job.

Sophomore girl #1: Did you hear Matt and Derek are going out now?
Sophomore girl #2: No way! I totally gave Matt his first blow job. He can’t be gay! (pauses) Oh my god! Do you think I turned him gay?
Passing junior guy: Yeah, that’d do it.

High School
Annapolis, Maryland

I Mean, What Good Is a Briefcase Without Briefs?

Old dude to another, reminiscing: You still got that briefcase with all that underwear in it?

Kansas City, Missouri

This Conversation’s the Libretto for an Entire Italian Opera

Girl #1: It’s too hot.
Girl #2: Did you say it’s hot?
Girl #1: I said it’s too hot.
Girl #2: For pizza?
Girl #1: For everything. For life.

Venice
Italy

Overheard by: Chris

A Confusion Often Found in Young Big Bad Wolves

Mom: Can you sit there and be mommy’s good boy just a little longer? We’re almost done shopping.
Boy: No. I’m not your good boy. I’m not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh you aren’t? Then will you be a big boy for me?
Boy: No, I’m not your big boy! I’m not your big boy, and I’m not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh really, then what are you?
Boy: I’m a grandma!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/read-too-much-shirley-maclaine.html

Overheard by: kari