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Stop Be­ing White in Popeye’s!

Black girl #1: Okay, I know what I’m get­ting. Do you know what you’re get­ting?
White girl: I’ve nev­er been here be­fore. Let me look for a while. [Paus­es, then yells.] Wait a minute! Popeye’s a sailor; Why does he sell chick­en?
Black girl #2: Oh my god, shut up now or no more vod­ka for you for the rest of the night!
White girl: Okay. [Gig­gles.] I’m sor­ry.
[Black girls start talk­ing to each other.]White girl, yelling: Why are there no white peo­ple in here?!
Black girl #1: Aww fuck, take her out­side to the car. This is her first and last time ever com­ing here!

Tren­ton, New Jer­sey

Dear World– We Apol­o­gize.

Amer­i­can tourist #1: What’s your back­ground?
Tourist guide: Abo­rig­i­nal.
Amer­i­can tourist #1: No, as in “where were you born?“
Tourist guide: Here, in Aus­tralia.
Amer­i­can tourist #1: But you’re black!
Tourist guide: Yes… I’m abo­rig­i­nal.
Amer­i­can tourist #1: But I thought you guys were all ex­tinct! Are you, like, the last one?
Amer­i­can tourist #2: Jay, shut up. It’s id­iots like you that make us look stu­pid. He’s mess­ing with you, there are no abo­rig­i­nals.

Ade­laide, Aus­tralia