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My Man­ag­er Hard­ly Slaps My Ass Any­more

Hot girl with big boobs, to friend: Ugh… I should­n’t have worn this shirt. [Low­ers voice] Every­one’s look­ing…
Mid­dle-aged cashier: You should ap­pre­ci­ate them. I had a hus­band who would pop mine out at foot­ball games. It made me so an­gry, but now I’d love for some­one to ap­pre­ci­ate mine enough that he’d want to show the world my beau­ty.

Pub­lix
Gainesville, Flori­da

Over­heard by: guy be­hind them

When She Lies on Her Back, She Makes a Great Snack Tray

Tween girl #1: I have to tell you some­thing — I don’t think Rachel is that hot.
Tween girl #2: Oh my god, I’m so glad you said that, ’cause I’m afraid to talk to peo­ple about her be­cause every­one thinks she is so pret­ty.
Tween girl #1: They were do­ing this rat­ing thing where they rate peo­ple on a scale, and Ryan gave her a sev­en.
Tween girl #2: She is to­tal­ly not a sev­en — her boobs are in­vert­ed.

Pre­mier Oaks Movie The­ater
Mel­bourne, Flori­da

Over­heard by: *shakes head*

Game, Set, Match

Flat-chest­ed girl (grab­bing box of en­er­gy bars): Here, get some of these for to­mor­row.
Guy: I don’t know. Um… it says here that they’re for girls.
Flat-chest­ed girl: Yeah, let’s get them.
Guy: But… Huh, well, ha­ha, they’re not go­ing to make me grow tits, are they?
Flat-chest­ed girl, star­ing: Has­n’t worked for me.
Guy (putting box in car­riage): Hm-mmm.

Safe­way
Col­orado Springs, Col­orado

There Were Com­plaints About My Moan­ing

Girl: My boobs are fun to play with.
Guy: You’re just now fig­ur­ing this out, af­ter 30-some years?
Girl: Hey, I haven’t had my boobs that long!
Guy: Okay, 20-some years?
Girl: No, I re­mem­ber dis­cov­er­ing they were fun in the 6th grade. I was in the mid­dle of class, though, so that was kind of awk­ward.

Den­ver, Col­orado